send one in for a Halloween starter!
“ What are you going to be for Halloween? “
“ Suggesting going into a graveyard in the middle of the night is exactly how countless horror movies start. “
“ I am not going to remake no ‘children of the corn’ shit with you. Go into that corn maze on your own. “
“ Look at how big that pumpkin is! “
“ Lets go on a hay ride! “
“ Do we really have to dress up in matching outfits? “
“ Yes we have to dress up in matching outfits! “
“ Dunking for apples is a basic part of the Halloween party experience. You gotta do it. “
“ Run like Jason is chasing you!!! “
“ What do you mean I’m too old for trick - or - treating? “
“ Stop eating all the candy! “
“ Don’t go to that house, they give out raisins. “
“ Who gives out dental floss on Halloween? “
“ I’m freezing my balls off out here! “
“ I don’t know why they think this particular job needs to have a sexy version ... “
“ Damn I make this costume look good! “
“ ... That’s some pretty realistic makeup ... are you sure you’re not hurt? “
“ Let’s stay in and watch scary movies instead “
“ I remember the haunted house being a lot more scary than this. “
“ I don’t really like scary things ... can we just do the fun cute things for Halloween instead? “
“ Oh god there’s another clown... “
“ We should go trick - or - treating in Colorado ... I bet they hand out weed! “
“ Put that Ouija Board down right now or so help me! “
“ Trying to talk to spirits is about the last thing on my list of fun things to do tonight. “
“ If you wake up haunted its not my fault. “
“ That’s not funny! You scared me half to death! “
“ The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward. “