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[bookthief404]

tell me about the fork regret

Prongs were far too long and the curve too deep 😔

[bookthief404]

Instant fork choice regret

[bookthief404]

Standing outside with my colleagues who vape and taking a drag of my yogurt pouch

[bookthief404]

Actually ashamed im a customer sometimes those people are so annoying

[bookthief404]

~The Tibinator~

You might think the Tibinator quibbles too much, But I've observed interesting habits that go as such:

On Saturdays they may dripple - just a little here and there, They love to catch plugners and let them play in their hair.

Sundays call for scrounging up scoundrels for sport, Then snorting snaflax and smelling of all sorts.

Between Sunday and Monday they're bemellowing in gaps, (It's for bismirching gloors and mumping tax.)

But Monday to Thursday is a different story, Severe brishdaw and brawling always ends in glory.

On Friday the Tibinator finally slows down, They galumph, skiddadle, pabot and clown.

Let this be a story that holds real girth, And exists to remind that there's no life without mirth.

[bookthief404]

so much of my life is spent tidying

[bookthief404]

Cute, subtle Halloween decor 🥰

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[mmhue]

THEY CAN REST NOW

[dungeonclown]

ye murph spectrum

(he who makes my favorite characters. and cody is there)

[sootchild]

Ep 20 Ragenarok pt 2

I had one more drawing in me that needed to be done.

Ep 1 || Ep 20 ||

[bookthief404]

If I eat these dry biscuits will they soak up the liquid in my bladder because I can’t be bothered to get up to go to the toilet. 

[spetura]

[bookthief404]

I’m always reblogging whenever i see this

[bookthief404]

Your younger siblings’ birthday is the anniversary of you guys being siblings so they should give you a present too. 

[tanu-the-avocado]

I loved this quote until I finished the thought.

Now I always have to think about Skulduggery cramming himslef into tight spaces just to prove his point. 

[fordofthelies]

Accurate depiction of piggy’s death

[lotffluffytrashbin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGHHHHNOOOOO OH MY GOSHHHHSFBJKORACBNIDSBKKHFUKVSRGFHHDHVFRFGVNIYR

[bookthief404]

STOP THIS

[sagelybrush]

A break from that other thing I’m drawing.

Confession time: when I first read Lord of the Flies, I thought the kids were going to eat Piggy.

I mean his name is Piggy... and they eat pigs…

[lotffluffytrashbin]

Not a bad guess tbh.

[bookthief404]

i thought it was going to have cannibalism in it. Was disappointing on that front but loved it otherwise. :D