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Do you ever think of the Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama, and how Fry assumed Seymour moved on even though Seymour spent his entire life waiting for Fry? Do you cry when that happens? Cause I do.
Lucasfilm did not fire Gina Carano from The Mandalorian for being Transphobic:
She got fired for being Anti-Semitic.
Her being Transphobic is not at all okay either but,
Anti-Semitism is not talked about enough.
She basically just compared Holocaust victims to being a Republican. Do you realize how fucked up that is?!
Iâm Jewish. I really donât like when someone compares the genocide of 6 million of my people to being a Republican. When was the last time 6 million Republicans were murdered via gas chambers?
People need to know that this was why she got fired. Donât you dare just like this post!
REBLOG IT
itâs the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
you can only reblog this today.
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaĂŠ collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasnât caused a single death in months.
Those dates you go on with your partner? Theyâre in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.
You can hug your friends.
You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.
And so will you.
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
Or do both for twice the punch!
when you are just hanging out
@elffinwitch
I have a job, dude, I donât have time to be online 24/7 like you do.
No means no, you idiot.
all of pasu-chanâs comics are based on real events that happened to me. unfortunately.
apparently some people who sold hacks for the switch are being charged with 11 felonies. what a complete fucking joke. this is so fucking emblematic of the fact corporations want to destroy our ability to own things that we buy. if you buy something, it can only be sold once. but if you lease it. if you rent it. if you have a subscription service. if your video game is a live service. that's steady income, that's continuous, and that's good for investors, which is good for your stock price, which is the sole reason you exist as a corporation. to raise that line and divy out money to investors.
why shouldn't I be allowed to flash custom software onto a piece of hardware I purchased? because they own the rights to the hardware? okay but I bought it. it's mine. I'm not editing every single one, I'm not reselling a switch with a custom OS, I'm editing something which is MINE.
this is just like how John Deere tried to make the argument that people can't own property, only lease it, and that only companies can truly own property. they did this to justify their tight controls over farmers being ALLOWED to REPAIR their FARM EQUIPMENT.
corporations want you to be a constant supply of money, they want every fucking dollar you have, and then they want more next quarter. it is not, never will be, and can never be enough for these institutions, and this economic system.
https://www.ifixit.com/Manifesto
ok but like. space shanties.Â
thereâs a thing that should definitely be a thing in sci-fi.
my brain went straight to the âput him in the airlock âtill heâs soberâ part of âwhat can you do with a drunken spacerâ and i never want to look back from this.Â
THIS IS 100% A THING. Itâs usually considered a subset of filk, so naturally a lot of prolific filk artists like Leslie Fish have a selection. Sci-fi filk is possibly my favorite genre of music.
Most of these are actually ballads, not true shanties, but still:
The Senate - Space Shanty
Kristoph Klover - Fire in the Sky
Duane Elms - Dawsonâs Christian
Catherine Faber - Providence Skies
Julia Ecklar - Ballad of a Spaceman
Leslie Fish & Ann Prather - Hanrahanâs Bar
Julia Ecklar & Ann Prather - Pushinâ the Speed of Light
Leslie Fish - Ship of Stone
Leslie Fish - Guardians
Leslie Fish - Sam Jones
Vic Tyler - Space Hero
Vic Tyler & Duane Elms - Spacerâs Home
You can probably just google âsci-fi filkâ and get a zillion more. Itâs a surprisingly rich genre for one so unknown to most people.
I donât normally reblog this kind of post, but this seems so perfect as background music for a dark matter game, I had to share it with you all. SPACE SHANTIES HO!
For those unaware reblogging this post, âWhat Shall We Do With A Drunk Space Pirateâ was the close out song for the Mechanisms concerts. Their entire discography was taking folk songs and making them sci-fi epic concept albums.Â
Some of my favorite songs include:
Matty Groves, now with electric violin, about a lute that controls the dead.
Pump Me Boys, now a shanty about keeping the life support systems running on a dying ship.
Gently Johnny, now about sirens in a neo-noir sci-fi city lulling people into complacency.
Rising of the Moon, now about a doomed manager of a space station that descends into chaos and mutiny, left abandoned.
So Iâm married to a person who grew up in Canadaâs folk scene, and we often talk about folk music as a genre. I was cranky about the way that people tend to slap an âalt-folkâ label on folk because they assume true folk is a dead genre, and I got thinking and went: what is a dead genre, anyway?
T chirped âsea shanties!â and then added ânot that you canât compose a new one, but itâs not in conversation with other songs that are being published at the same time, itâs only in conversation with other songs that have been written long before.â Itâs important to know, in this conversation, that Tay grew up around Stan Rogersâ family and therefore knows damn well that you can write a song in the modern era that everyone assumes is a hoary old traditional: Rogers wrote âBarrettâs Privateersâ in 1976 because he wanted to sing lead in a sea shanty and there werenât any in existence that had a baritone singing lead.
No, seriously. And now there are lots and lots of people, less than fifty years later, who think that Barrettâs Privateers is a couple hundred years old and has Always Been Here.
So I started thinking about dead genres, and it occurs to me to ask: why is the sea shanty largely dead? Or rather, actually, why is the work song, which is the larger category of music that sea shanties are a subset of, largely dead? Why donât we sing work songs anymore when weâre working? Stan Rogers wrote the âWhite Collar Holler,â of course, and the premise of that song is indeed the notion of making a work song for office work, but I canât imagine anyone actually signing it at the office as they go about their work. For one thing, I code quite a bit at my day job, and the speed at which I code doesnât depend at all on what the people around me are doing; indeed, trying to match my speed to theirs would probably make us all less efficient.
Tayâs theory is that industrialization killed the work song in the West (they pointed out to me very explicitly that the idea isnât actually dead world-wide), especially as work became more cognitive for many people and less reliant on keeping time with the people youâre working alongside. After all, work songs are most popular when the most efficient way to work is to keep pace with everyone at the same time, so youâre neither too fast nor too slow, and youâre all working at parts of the same tasks that rely on other peopleâs tasks to keep going without building up too much of a deadlock at any one part of the process. So much of work for so many people today is more like piecework than making things on an assembly line, and like piecework, itâs so much easier for our employers to encourage us to take the work home and keep making as many pieces as we can before we fall over and collapse⌠or else itâs service work, and you canât be singing at service work, you wonât be free to quickly respond to clients and adjust your tasks to their needs.
I suspect thatâs not entirely it, though, because assembly line manufacturing work isnât actually dead in the West, not even close, and the work song is still gone from our halls. Tay pointed out that OSHA and hearing protection make it more difficult in many of those jobs to be connected to other workers and keep time on the song, and I think thereâs definitely an element of truth to that, too.
But I think the death of the work songs go even deeper than that. See, work songs didnât completely vanish as work became less dependent on keeping time together. They just turned into songs about the condition of working, and from there they turned into songs about unionization, workersâ rights songs, like the ones the Wobblies used to great effect in the 20s. And that happened in response to managers and bosses who see singing and talking and responded by trying to control workers and make that shit stop. Some of that is about controlling unionization but some of it is about control, full stop: pretending to oneself that workers only really exist while you pay them as cogs that produce labor, and anything else they do is a distraction from the labor you pay for.
Why is it that we donât have modern work songs for Amazon workers? There are enough of them, after all, their very boring and physically demanding jobs depend on keeping time together, and everyoneâs working together in a relatively quiet environment. Iâll tell you: itâs because Amazon views interactions among its workers as a threat and bans workers from talking to one another or listening to music while they execute their shifts.
We lost the work song, I think, because we gained bosses that see the work song as a threat instead of an intrinsic part of keeping the work force from getting bored and stale and tired and making mistakes. In a real way, killing the work song is a decision you make if you donât understand the value of the work song to the workers themselves: it makes the work less boring, so you stall out less, and it reminds you youâre all doing this together, and it keeps you all in time. The action of singing is valuable. But if youâve never sung while you worked collectively on a project, you might not know that, and if you think in terms of zero-sum losses, the song becomes a waste of good breath youâre paying for at best and a threat of insurrection at worst.
And itâs very interesting thinking about the labor conditions on a spaceship that might bring such songs back again as useful aids to coordinating the labor of monitoring and running the ship. Or even, for that matter, coordinating the labor of other tasks in a spacefaring economy. Warframeâs âWe All Lift Togetherâ is one of these, of course. Surely there have to be others?
Oh I love this grison
i think that dum-e would find the concept of halloween delightful and demand that he has a costume every single year and so far hereâs what heâs been:Â
a flower potÂ
a ârace carâ (he found a hot wheels car on his outside excursion and decided it must be famous if he found it)Â
jarvis (tonyâs not sure how he pulled it off because all he has access to is his claw but he raised it âgentlyâ)Â
iron man (pepper took a million pictures)Â
a brideÂ
a box of triscuitsÂ
a box of cheez-itsÂ
@lovelyirony Yes to all of these đđđ
Might I also add for consideration:
The Mars Rover
WALL-E (Tony hugged him and cried)
War Machine (Rhodey tried not to cry)
A dinosaur (with feathers)
A toaster
A Vegas showgirl
I LOVE ALL OF THESE, BUT NOW I CANâT STOP IMAGINING DUM-E AS A FLOWER POT AND ITâS THE CUTEST MENTAL IMAGE EVER
its just cardboard taped together and various paper stapled to look like a flower and some leaves but Dum-E is very excited over it :)
sorry if iâm being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if youâre bitten or scratched by an animal that you arenât 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. itâs not a joke. really.Â
Youâre being kind when you say âalmost 100% fatalityâ. What people need to hear is: if you get to develop rabies symptoms, youâre dead. If you get heavy treatment after developping symptoms, you still need a miracle. Like, a real miracle, you should enter some religion if you escape that.
ALSO, I donât want people feeling confident about petting stray/wild animals because thereâs a vaccine available, either. Iâll explain why from my own experience (Iâm not a doctor).
I got bitten by a wild tamarin once, on the pulp of my index finger. It drew blood, there are many wild animals in the area (tamarins, possums, bats, foxes) and it isnât that uncommon to hear about 1 or 2 rabies cases every now and again (a puppy we gave to a friend got it, for instance), so I went to an ambulatory immediately.
Because I was bitten in an ultrasensitive area, I needed fast treatment. But it was also a small area, so the usual thing they do - inject the vaccine in the place - wasnât a choice. They told me theyâd divide the shot in 5 small ones, and inject me all over my body, so the antidote would get to my entire system fast.
Please stop for a moment and think that the disease is so worrysome that theyâd rather needle me all over than to give me one shot and wait until it spread through my system.
Then they said that, okay, but there was a catch first. I needed to take an antiallergic shot. âWhy?â âBecause the virus is devastating, and as the vaccine is made from it, but weakened (like almost every vaccine) it will still create a reaction, and itâs a strong one, and itâs veru common for people to have strong allergic reactions to it.â YOU HAVE TO TAKE AN ANTIALLERGIC SHOT IN ORDER TO TAKE THE VACCINE COZ THE VACCINE COULD POTENTIALLY MAKE YOU REALLY SICK
ALSO IT WASNâT JUST âA LITTLE ANTIALLERGIC SHOTâ
IT WAS ONE OF THESE FUCKERS HERE.
It was OBVIOUSLY dripped in my body and not injected because HAHAHAHA. Truth be told I was an adult already and Iâm tall so I have a lot of mass but STILL.
So after I had taken the antiallegic and was starting to feel drowsy (as a side effect of it) the doctor came with the 5 shots.
- One in each buttock
- One in each thigh
- One in my left arm
They all stung like a bitch and I usually donât care about shots.
âOkay so can I go home now?â
âNo, we have to keep you under observation for 2h so weâre SURE the vaccine wonât give you any reaction.â
BINCH I WAS GIVEN A BUTTLOAD OF MEDICINE BUT THERE WAS STILL A RISK.
I slept through the two hours and then was liberated to go home. My legs, butt, and left arm hurt all over, like I had been punched there, for a few days. I also had a fever (not feverish, a fever)
BUT DID YOU THINK IT WAS OVER?
WRONG!!!
I had to take four reinforcement shots in the next month, one a week, so I could be positively be considered immunized. Every time I took a shot, my arm would swell and hurt like itâd been hit, and when night came Iâd have a fever. Because thatâs how fucking strong the vaccine is, BECAUSE THATâS HOW VICIOUS THE VIRUS IS.
So yeah. DO NOT PUT YOURSELF IN RISK, GODDAMNIT. Rabies is a rare condition all over, THANK GOD, and 1 confirmed case can be already considered a surge and a reason for mass campaigning, AND FOR A REASON.
If you like messing with stray/wild animals, donât go picking them up and be extra careful. Or just, like, DONâT - call a vet or an authority that can handle them safely.
I must add that I live in a country with universal healthcare, so I didnât pay a single penny for my treatment. Is this your reality? If not, ONE MORE REASON TO NOT FUCKING PLAY WITH THIS SHIT.
Rabies is 100% lethal. Period. If you are scratched or bitten by an animal youâre not positive is vaccinated, you need to find treatment NOW. And probably go through all that shit Iâve been through (also if you are immunosupressed? I DONâT KNOW WHATâD HAPPEN)
Stay safe and donât be stupid ffs
Guys, I know this isnât art nor anything like that, but Iâve been hearing about this rabies thing and ???? Look I trust none of you would risk yourselves like this, but maybe you can educate someone through my experience and stuff.
Also rabies does not necessarily cause frothing-at-the-mouth aggression in animals. Docility is also a very common symptom so any wild animal that is âfriendlyâ or âlikes to be petâ is suspect. Literally any wild animal is a vector.
Finally, you donât need to be bitten. All you need is to come into contact with an infected animalâs bodily fluids through a cut that maybe you didnât notice when you were handling it when it drooled on you.
Never touch a wild animal.
Infection with the rabies virus progresses through three distinct stages.
Prodromal: Stage One. Marked by altered behavioral patterns. âDocilityâ and âlikes to be petâ are very common in the prodromal stage. Usually lasts 1-3 days. An animal in this stage carries virus bodies in its saliva and is infectious.
Excitative: Stage Two. Also called âfuriousâ rabies. This is what everyone thinks rabies isâhyperreacting to stimuli and biting everything. Excessive salivation occurs. Animals in this stage also exhibit hydrophobia or the fear of water; they cannot drink (swallowing causes painful spasms of the throat muscles), and will panic if shown water. Usually lasts 3-4 days before rapidly progressing into the next stage.
Paralytic: Stage Three. Also called âdumbâ rabies. As the infection runs its course, the virus starts degrading the nervous system. Limbs begin to fail; animals in this stage will often limp or drag their haunches behind them. If the animal has survived all this way, death will usually come through respiratory arrest: Their diaphragm becomes paralyzed and they stop breathing.
And to add onto the above, saliva isnât the only infectious fluid. Brain matter is, too. If, somehow, you find yourself in possession of a firearm and faced with a rabid animal, do not go for a head shot. If you do, you will aerosolize the brain matter and effectively create a cloud of infectious material. Breathe it in, and youâll give yourself an infection.
When I worked in wildlife rehabilitation, I actually did see a rabid animal in person, and it remains one of the most terrifying experiences of my life, because I was literally looking death in the eyes.
A pair of well-intentioned women brought us a raccoon that they thought had been hit by a car. They had found it on the side of the road, dragging its hind legs. They managedâsomehowâto get it into a cat carrier and brought it to us.Â
As they brought it in, I remember how eerily silent it was. Normal raccoons chatter almost constantly. They fidget. They bump around. They purr and mumble and make little grabby-hands at everything. Even when theyâre in pain, and especially when theyâre stressed. But this one wasnât moving around inside the carrier, and it wasnât making a sound.
The clinic director also noticed this, and he asked in a calm but urgent voice for the women to hand the carrier to him. He took it to the exam room and set it on the table while they filled out some forms in the next room. I took a step towards the carrier, to look at our new patient, and without turning around, he told me, âGo to the other side of the room, and stay there.â
He took a small penlight out of the drawer and shone it briefly into the carrier, then sighed. âBear, if you want to come look at this, you can put on a mask,â he said. âItâs really pretty neat, but I know youâre not vaccinated and I donât want to take any chances.âÂ
And at that point, I knew exactly what we were dealing with, and I knew that this would be the closest I had ever been to certain death. So I grabbed a respirator from the table and put it on, and held my breath for good measure as I approached the table. The clinic director pointed where I should stand, well back from the carrier door. He shone the light inside again, and I saw two brilliant flashes of emerald greenâthe most vivid, unnatural eyeshine I had ever seen.Â
âI donât know why it does it,â the director murmured, âbut it turns their eyes green.â
âWhat does?â one of the women asked, with uncanny, unintentionally dramatic timing, as she poked her head around the corner.
âRabies,â the director said. âThe raccoon is rabid. Did it bite either of you, or even lick you?â They told us no, said they had even used leather garden gloves when they herded it into the carrier. He told them to throw away the gloves as soon as possible, and steam-clean the upholstery in their car. They asked how they should clean the cat carrier; they wanted it back and couldnât be convinced otherwise, so he told them to soak it in just barely diluted bleach.
But before we could give them the carrier back, we had to remove the raccoon. The rabid raccoon.
The clinic director readied a syringe with tranquilizers and attached it to the end of a short pole. I donât remember how it was rigged exactlyâwhether he had a way to push down the plunger or if the needle would inject with pressureâbut all he would have to do was stick the animal to inject it. And so, after sending me and the women back to the other side of the room, he made his fist jab.
He missed the raccoon.
The sound that that animal made on being brushed by the pole can only be described as a roar. It was throaty and ragged and ungodly loud. It was not a sound that a raccoon should ever make. Iâm convinced it was a sound that a raccoon physically could not make.Â
It thrashed inside the carrier, sending it tipping from side to side. Its claws clattered against the walls. It bellowed that throaty, rasping sound again. It was absolutely frenzied, and I was genuinely scared that it would break loose from inside those plastic walls.Â
Somehow, the clinic director kept his calm, and as the raccoon jolted around inside the cat carrier, he moved in with the syringe again, and this time, he hit it. He emptied the syringe into its body and withdrew the pole.
And then we waited.
We waited for those awful screams, that horrible thrashing, to die down. As we did, the director loaded up another syringe with even more tranquilizer, and as the raccoon dropped off into unconsciousness, he stuck it a second time with the heavier dose. Even then, it growled at him and flailed a paw against the wall.
More waiting, this time to make sure the animal was truly down for the count.
Then, while wearing welderâs gloves, the director opened the door of the carrier and removed the raccoon. She was limp, bedraggled, and utterly emaciated, but she was still alive. We bagged up the cat carrier and gave it to the women again, advising them that now was a good time to leave. They heeded our warning.
I asked if I could come closer to see, and the clinic director pointed where I could stand. I pushed the mask up against my face and tried to breathe as little as possible.
He and his co-directorâwho I think he was grooming to be his successor, but the clinic actually went under later that yearâexamined the raccoon together. Donning a pair of nitrile gloves, he reached down and pulled up a handful, a literal fistful, of the raccoonâs skin and released it. It stayed pulled up.
Severe dehydration causes a phenomenon called âskin tentingâ. The skin loses its elasticity somewhat, and will be slow to return to its ânormalâ shape when manipulated. The clinic director estimated that it had been at least four or five days since the raccoon had had anything to eat or drink.Â
She was already on deathâs doorstep, but her rabies infection had driven her exhausted body to scream and lunge and bite.Â
Because, the scariest thing about rabies (if you ask me) is the way that it alters the behavior of those it infects to increase chances of spreading.Â
The prodromal stage? Nocturnal animals become diurnalâallowing them to potentially infect most hosts than if they remained nocturnal.Â
The excitative stage? The infected animal bites at the slightest provocation. Swallowing causes painful spasms, so they drool, coating their bodies in infectious matter. A drink could wash away the virus-charged saliva from their mouth and bodies, so the virus drives them to panic at the sight of water.
(The paralytic stage? By that point, the animal has probably spread its infection to new hosts, so the virus has no need for it any longer.)
Rabies is deadly. Rabies is dangerous. In all of recorded history, one person survived an infection after she became symptomatic, and so far we havenât been able to replicate that success. The Milwaukee Protocol hasnât saved anyone else. Just one person. And even then, she still had to struggle to gain back control of her body after all that nerve damage.
Please, please, take rabies seriously.
This has been a warning from your old pal Bear.
I knew how bad it was, but I had never read anything like the raccoon story.
I am not exaggerating when I say that is literally terrifying.
Y'all please read this. That is absolutely hideous. Thatâs literally like something from a horror movie.
Do not fuck around with wildlife. Or weird strays.
Inspired by Hades (2018), of which two gods of the Grecian Pantheon were you born? What elements does your path follow, and what do the Fates have in store for your bloodline?
i made a new quiz that mixes and matches greek gods to give you your unique heritage! :) inspired by the hades game, which two gods would have been your parents? there are 50 possible combinations, including one secret and rare outcome!
my parents would be poseidon/persephone!
So happy with this result đđŻ
Nice!
This is perfect.
Iâm kind of surprised.
Feels about right lol
I'm not complaining, shit.
âBut the 8-hour workday is too profitable for big business, not because of the amount of work people get done in eight hours (the average office worker gets less than three hours of actual work done in 8 hours) but because it makes for such a purchase-happy public. Keeping free time scarce means people pay a lot more for convenience, gratification, and any other relief they can buy. It keeps them watching television, and its commercials. It keeps them unambitious outside of work. Weâve been led into a culture that has been engineered to leave us tired, hungry for indulgence, willing to pay a lot for convenience and entertainment, and most importantly, vaguely dissatisfied with our lives so that we continue wanting things we donât have. We buy so much because it always seems like something is still missing.â
â Your Lifestyle Has Already Been Designed
losing my fucking mind
LMFAO I JUST SHOUTED "BITCH" WHEN I SAW THIS AND I'M AT WORK BUT A DUDE IN THE DRIVE THRU HEARD ME AND STARTED LAUGHING, TOO