Welcome To My Life

25. Grad student. Reader. Bullet Journaler. Hand Lettering. Future cop.

[loneliestgirl15]

Only one bitch scares me and that bitch is me

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[inritum]

[the-meme-offensive]

[autistic-goblin666]

This guy, he is beautiful

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zsnes]

his name is Whole Roasted Chicken

[gaynfl-moved]

now that spooky season is over and you emo dweebs have to go home, it’s time for me to be holly and jolly on fucking main

[gaynfl-moved]

time to be holly and jolly on fucking main

[heck-im-lost]

NO! NO CHRISTMAS THEMED ANYTHING UNTIL DECEMBER

[gaynfl-moved]

HOLLY AND JOLLY ON FUCKING MAIN

[idiot-titan-shifter-deactivated]

wake up america

[enrichmentpumpkin]

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you 

[ninjaboots]

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

[interruptingpanda]

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

[pumpkinskull]

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

[jimmyfury]

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

[kittydoom]

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

[wilwheaton]

Um. This is so wrong.

[oswinstark]

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

[kichizone]

[manwiththesquidhat]

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

[summoningraziel]

That last one is so true

[boominbooks]

As a Texas, I concur.

[overpricedvodka]

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

[taffylemonknees-deactivated2018]

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

[miracufic]

Update on #cakegate.

[thecakemonsters]

Omg this is madness

[romanceangel]

LOVE ME TODAY BY TRACEY EMIN, 1997

[sistertaxon]

I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike”

[sistertaxon]

actually there’s a third kind and it’s called “I’m Freddie Mercury And There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me”

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[tiquismiquis-deactivated2023012]

[filthymudblood]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Deleted Scene 

[fiendfyred-deactivated20250709]

but why do they delete all the scenes showing ron as he actually was in the book?

[ginevvra-blog]

#because apparently movie!ron is not allowed to actually be harry’s friend

[mainflopgirl]

[susiethemoderator]

Vaccinate your kids folks

I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio

[bittersweetshowgirl]

is it bad i assumed juniper leaf was the name of the kid

[susiethemoderator]

IM SCREAMING

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Does she fancy me?

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: she fancies me

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: She’s my girlfriend

[silverspectrumm]

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We live together

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update, we’re engaged

[zealousflower]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[wolfsmom1]

I love love.