Dumpsterfire

I post too much of Jason Todd's thighs and MLB to be considered mentally stable

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[celestialowlryxs]

The Dragon King | Official Trailer

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Princes vs The Kings

[momentov1vere]

i am unwell

[ac0531]

Look how far they’ve come 🥹

[vexwerewolf]

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

[vexwerewolf]

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

[5-this-5-is-5-so-5-fowl-5]

This Fowl finally touched grass

[beif0ngs]

MUSCLE MOMMY TOPH APPRECIATION POST 💪🏻💪🏻

[courtmartialme]

given orders not to die

[meenanya]

No hate to personal headcanons or fic writers that do this, but nothing takes me out of a story faster than a line like: "Jason doesn't cry easily". Because yes he absolutely does, and it's one of my favorite things about him.

[helvyeah1]

bring your kid to work day

[plumlimmy]

Knock knock

[almightaylor]

I think i’ve seen this film before

[spicy-apple-pie]

Bruce realizing that he has 4 gen z children.

Important amendment about Duke’s AAVE please read

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[t-rexseesyoursins]

Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series

[castronomicalmistakes]

these tags lmfao

[furupops]

These tags by parkersgeorg are necessary to include actually 💅

#NO BUT THE THING IS! #he figured it out because the army was SHIT AT HIDING IT #he worked in intel! he had access to ALL the necessary elements #to understand it quickly #but that also meant he was under heavy surveillance himself #which is why his efforts to understand the truth were immediately noticed #and since he knew the army was rotten to the core there was no reason for the homunculi to 1) not try to kill him 2) bother being stealthy #lust tried to kill him IN HQ #and the thing is. it was clever of him to leave and try calling mustang from a phone booth #so the line wouldn't be tapped #but like... he'd already tried calling mustang and they knew that. #so had envy not caught up to him before he made the call #they wouldve assumed he'd managed to reach mustang #in a way dying in that phone booth was the best move hughes could make #to protect his allies #had he gotten the information out the homunculi would have disbanded mustang's team MUCH earlier #and after hughes came so close to spreading the truth #they made it MUCH HARDER to find #but also much harder for themselves to realize who was figuring it out and by what means #basically hughes was on easy mode #his death put everyone in hard mode. his allies AND his enemies #man fma is good #fma

[imabeatthepitt]

Santos: Hey, can we talk? One Mel King stan to another?

Langdon: I’m her husband, but continue.

[puppiegracie]

I just love when he 👍👍

[iris-in-the-rain]

Bonus:

Gif by @da-pitt