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@boopschoop
When you see a cringy post from the past
fred says fuck
@cirilee
I wish we could learn more about Spy’s relationship with Scout’s Mom.
The guy is a spy, he has traveled all around the world, probably met thousands of beautiful and fascinating women, and yet?
Yet this Bostonian mom managed to get Spy’s attention, and he gave her a son. And 23 years after that (at the time of the “meet the team”, if my calculations are correct), he still sees her, and they walk hand in hand as if any time hasn’t passed at all.
We could try to say he only goes to see her to have a little fun (given the pornographic pictures the enemy spy managed to get lmao), but this would be ignoring the way Spy looks at that picture above at the end of the short.
We’re given more proof of how he cares about her in the comics ; when Scout says losing his family’s savings would kill his mom, Spy changes his mind and accepts to help him.
So.. Who is Scout’s mom? What is her name? What makes a seemingly regular mom from Boston so interesting in the eyes of a man who could get any woman in the world? So many questions.
…I’m just very passionate about this couple okay?
I feel like adding to my own post something that I failed to mention: Spy got an image of this woman engraved on one of his guns, The Ambassador, and if that’s not one of the most romantic thing a spy could possibly do then I don’t know what is.
I want someone to love me as much as Spy loves this bostonian mom.
she’s not so bad.
do you grok what I’m layin’ down
uh oh. I either use the built in animation thing on clip studio paint or an online GIF maker when I need to make sure colors aren’t being changed or something.
I can’t handle this
what is it called, again…? (x)
HOLY FUCK
@invader-777
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Good luck figuring out that emotion you’re feeling as you watch this dinosaur dog chores robot
You think that’s cute? Looking forward to your chores dino bot? Watch how it handles slipping on a banana peel.
Gifs: Boston Dynamics
A good boy!!!
FAVORITE BOY
@drfitzmonster
I WANT ONE
A FRIEND :D
A clumsy, relatable friendo
Every home needs one :D
looks much better with a head.
They just want to be a friend :D
Can’t believe you left out the best part of that video.
;_;
SOMEONE HELP THEM UP
people: those new 4-legged robot things are creepy
me: *shows them this*
looks like a friend
@invader-777
Once upon a time in the West, Ed Freeman
This make me sad. Not because of the building, but of the people who mite work at those areas. Working day in and day out for people that might never come-hoping for a chance to see something new.
Or I'm being an idiot, and no one works there.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER
I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this
are you ok
disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and it’s impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and that’s honestly the most hilarious verified disney fact™ ever
the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now it’s turned off permanently
The really hilarious part is that the busted Yeti is even worse than this description makes it sound.
TL/DR version: the structural layout of the Expedition Everest attraction is so complicated that Disney had to use a technique called “previsualisaton” to construct it - essentially a four-dimensional blueprint that specifies not only how the structure should be put together, but the exact point in time that each step should occur. That precision in timing is actually kinda critical, because if certain parts of the structure are subject to stress too early (e.g., before the concrete is fully cured, before additional supports have been installed, etc.), they’ll be permanently weakened.
Well, long story short, when the ride went into action, Disney’s engineers quickly discovered that the numbers weren’t adding up: the internal stresses the ride was producing every time they turned the animatronic yeti on were literally tearing the whole mountain apart. It’s clear that something got screwed up during construction: either somebody performed a step with the wrong timing, or in the wrong order, or the previsualisaton was messed up to begin with. The trick is, they have no idea what the actual error was - and the ride can’t be repaired until they figure out what went wrong in the first place.
So now they just point a moving strobe light at the motionless yeti to create the illusion of motion, which is why it’s been nicknamed the “disco yeti”.
When companies have too much money and need to chill
here’s an example of what the yeti looked like when it actually worked.
@amazing-animatronics I think you posted about this before but without the sweet working yeti gif
OH FUCK THATS SO COOL LOOKING THOUGH
you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you
what do
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I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG
five years and 700,000 notes later and ya boy is 21 and enjoying a nice legal beveridge