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[cat-source]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

she wants to gentol totche too

[lilacandladybugs]

i think tumblr is the only website where the users have to employ the scientific method to figure out how it works

[pharmaicys]

[jmojellybae]

Bea swings and misses

[gumuhit]

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

[hell-chronicles]

Loki’s secret technique

[toastbutteregg]

[sayyoubelieve]

Клуб романтики: Секрет небес 

Romance club: Heaven’s secret

[dragon-in-a-fez]

imagine you're a fifth-grade teacher and one day a crow just flies into your classroom, steals some food, sits on some kid's head, and shouts "fuck off"

[inferentialdistance]

What asshole snitched!?

[queen-susans-revenge]

No, the story is even better than that! This crow lives outdoors, but he has a human family that rescued and raised him as a chick. He is highly vocal because he talks to his humans regularly.

They have some judgy neighbors though, who didn't love foulmouthed Cosmo, and who secretly captured him and took him to an animal rescue. He was eventually released far from from home.

When he came to this school? When he walked through all the classrooms telling the kids "what's up?" and "I'm fine"? He was looking for someone who could help him find his family.

“He went to the only kid I know in Allen Dale and knocked on the door,” Shattuck said. That was the fifth-grade classroom where Cosmo found snacks. That night, when the kid relayed the story of the talking crow to his father, the father called Shattuck. Colpron went the next day to collect Cosmo.

Cosmo's home now, he was welcomed back and fed sardines, he doesn't visit the traitor neighbors anymore, and those kids got to take part in a wonderful story about friendship, corvid intelligence, and Christmas magic.

Link to the full story: https://www.oregonlive.com/trending/2021/12/friendly-foul-mouthed-crow-befriends-entire-oregon-elementary-school-before-state-police-are-called-in.html

[breelandwalker]

Raise your hand if you would also watch the crap out of a heartwarming TV movie version of Cosmo the Christmas Crow.

[wayward-blonde-deactivated20230]

I feed the neighbourhood crows on my balcony daily. They come even if I’m right there. I need to here them swear like I cannot even say.

[ankle-beez]

Jesus fucking christ disney

[adv3nturelust]

Just remember: with so many new, inclusive live action or animated movies that make it into pop culture, we should be praising the ones behind the movie who fought like hell for that inclusiveness — not the companies like Disney that take credit for it

[symeona]

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

[medievalthymes]

i think having a little dragon i could carry around in my pockets would fix all my problems

[lovely-v]

sometimes i think about how tolkien said golf exists in middle earth and then just never mentioned it again ever

[lovely-v]

Tolkien invented the absolute sickest and funniest backstory for the game of golf I’ve ever seen and then had none of his characters play or talk about golf in any of his works. the nerve

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[jennmurawski13]

I need all the help I can get….

[atomicr4ven]

Sorry… but it’s a duck

[intergalacticboner]

Dear Game Developers,

Make his ass bigger

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

And his tits

[somewillwin]

Yaaaass... can’t believe I have draw them kissing just once..... on a meme. What is my life.

I used the high school au cause they baby and they shy.

Ko-fi

[somewillwin]

Poppy text posts part 1. Based on this post

Ko-fi

[somewillwin]

Djhsbjvshj

Bea and poppy having a secret relationship.... but Bea being a herbo obviously screws up lmao.

From that scene from friends.

Ps: thanks to everyone who joined the livestream!

Ko-fi

[somewillwin]

Day 22 (?) Of pressuring @playchoices into making poppy a li.

Continuing with the highschool au. A little bit of angst?? After a accident in a football game 👀👀

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