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I'm Christian (by name only) I'm a full fledged ADULT keep that in mind kids (I can legally see a boob and u can't) I guess male pronouns work but..... debatable maybe ask I'm a Marine, ask questions if you want but trust me if you're upset by that so am I Aaaaand my insta is "gorgeouswhiteboy" bc I refuse to change it

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

[bootaf-blog]

do you have a girlfriend!!

Lmao I haven't been on tumblr in so longBut yes I have 500

[bootaf-blog]

Haven’t posted in 90 years, but I’m on deployment, if you’re from Australia or something….. hmu we’re gunna chill

[bootaf-blog]

Sydney is fucking insane 10/10 recommended

[bootaf-blog]

Haven't posted in 90 years, but I'm on deployment, if you're from Australia or something..... hmu we're gunna chill

[eeyes]

mood: the diddy kong racing ost cd that was completely unplayable because it was in the shape of diddy kong’s head

[c3po]

feet pics anyone

[petbud]

[dovetosanoleaquile]

Erwin Wurm, Fat Car, 2007

[bootaf-blog]

Look at his sinister grin

[earthdad]

Walmart greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

me declaring my dominance: Welcome to Walmart!

[zomiv]

[mementomosi]

the babadook would never let this happen

[gonebyionnalee]

[powerfulwizard]

things that they won't teach you in school

1. skeletor isn’t wearing a blue body suit, that is his skin

2. skeletor isn’t a skeleton, he just had his face burned off 

3. skeletor isn’t actually undead

4. before skeletor had his face burned off, he looked like this

[celestialess]

i…

[bunbunrocket]

[acerebral]

the only good youtuber

[melodramaticlesbian-deactivated]

someone: what are your plans for the future?

me:

[funnygamememes]

I don’t think her spirit was as kindred as she thought

[unskinny]

JESUS

[unsettlingstories]

Me in the morning.

[ladyjenniferr-blog1]

What the hell is that thing supposed to be?!?!?!?!

[unsettlingstories]

Me. In the morning.

[poppopopopopi-deactivated202505]

There it is, the worst Funko Pop

[beekirby]

Honey that isn’t even close

[zelkoa]

Sorry but 

[notyourghoul]

Nothing can compete with 

[viewtifulpup]

[fujiyosky]

[bigduckenergy]