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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@bootlegbootlegs
people on the subway train are alwaus looking at their phones well we should look to eachother and build a community that lives on trains and be like a siphonophore that uses the train as a shell . and float through the pelagic zone and share the seas nutrients such as small fish and crustaceans among our linked bodies
we have to combine into one organism and live in the ocean
HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!
You won't believe your eyes,
Ten thousand naked guys
that means… twenty thousand cocks…
I made a miscalculation.
I'd like to make myself believe
i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other
tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town
why not
Why not
Every episode of house be like:
A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!
Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.
Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.
They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!
We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!
Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.
Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.
Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!
Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.
this is the most embarrassing thing i've ever done but i need more content of them
hes so real
house heritage post
Neurodiverse queers on Tumblr discussing house m.d
how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth
do it drunk. do it high
do it with another guy.
“Stop thinking so much about vampires.” No. You start thinking about vampires MORE.
Remember, being kind is punk rock. Being overly polite due to anxiety is prog rock. A hug is alt rock unless it goes on too long then it's folk rock. Empathy is third wave ska. Being mean, though, is not punk rock. Bc being mean is pop punk
being swag is dupstep
when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this
kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist
why do you guys only like my bad posts
hi prev i read all my tags anyway my wife watches house and she says you’re right
house heritage post
sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken
you all know there's other posts on here to reblog right
everybody else deactivate your account these two need the room for a second
y'all are tagging posts like recipe website commenters
kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
And he's losing.
