oh hey.

27•bunchofboots•98

[bunchofboots]

Am I just dyslexic or is this one asking for my offspring?

[kinkydorah]

troy and abed with the vaaaaaampires 🎵

[thedankmemes]

[loveridden1999]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[octopusbysydbarrett]

the monster under the bed is scary to YOU. i’m having sex with it though.

[carby]

Roses are red, my favorite season is fall,

[skodasforge]

On April 4, 1841, William Henry Harrison, our 9th POTUS, became shortest serving President in US history by dying in office from pneumonia wildly believed to be have been caused by his decision to give a two hour inaugural address in the pouring rain without a coat or hat. Just a fun fact unrelated to this tweet.

[lol-a-palooza]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[carmelcup2]

[evidently-endless]

being offered ai at every turn

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[captain-price-returns]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[bootofbunches]

[thedankmemes]