help i’m stuck

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[kafkaswasteddayz]

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

[str-ngeloop]

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

[boots-tomatch]

feeling insane after the acknowledgement that they Love each other honestly feels like none of my business

[soundcarvings]

Do you have any tips for time management?

I usually don’t know what day it is

[boots-tomatch]

thinking about how i hid a relationship for five months and completely lost my mind i cannot imagine the insanity within dan and phil after SIXTEEN years

[boots-tomatch]

all these people talking about dan and phil okay but was the password to the phandomdirectory revealed to you in a literal dream when you were 16

[sophia-becketts]

Challengers (2024)

D. Luca Guadagnino

[boots-tomatch]

dan and phil compliment each other for 25 minutes 17 seconds while we are forced to watch

[fellshish]

[lawyer voice] does the date nov 5th 2020 mean anything to you

[dancefloors]

spent my breaks today watching old 1d interviews and like. not one question answered in those 5 years they were together they had the training and psychological resilience of KGBs agent but over mundane shit like ‘what is this song about’. waterboarding could not extract that information from Niall’s mouth.

[dancefloors]

absolute best 1d question dodging tactic though was them all taking the world’s most awkward beat then louis saying something vaguely bitchy yet completely unintelligible in the strongest doncaster accent to grace the mortal ear (taking a minimum of 45 seconds for the human brain to decode), meanwhile zayn’s presence would simply be leaving the room in every metaphysical shape and form, and niall would be laughing in the back for no reason. lynchian. I think that’s the tactic the CIA used to convince witnesses they were having a stroke.

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[hanaofthenorth]

a girl does start to feel optimistic in a patch of sun

[godstiel]

mostly my career goals are to hang out with friends and do whatever is funniest in the moment. hope that helps

[dhomochevski]

canadian here: what the FUCK is sanremo and what the FUCK happened this year specifically? all i know is that some guy tongue kissed some woman's husband on live tv after twerking on him during his performance?

sanremo is an italian song contest that takes place every year for 5 nights in a row from 8.30pm to 2am where the singers make it their personal mission to make it the gayest event of the year while the execs make it their personal mission to make it the most homophobic event of the year. everyone is especially focused on wrecking as much havoc as possible. so far this year we got men kissing with tongue, anal plugs, leather daddies, incestous vibes, tits, women in leather suits kissing, boring ballads, le foibe, the cops band and as of rn we're witnessing an epic divorce. everyone is sleep deprived and held hostage by the host. i have no idea what time or day it is and neither does anyone else. the winner goes to eurovision

[dhomochevski]

forgot to mention this year was a boring edition. this is literally what a boring edition looks like. i miss sanremo 2020 and 2021 so fucking much

[mr-styles]

Harry photographed with his GRAMMY Awards by Benjo Arwas

[cannibalchicken]

[sobbing-space-trash]

How I feel everytime I have to be a customer