hello friend

hi i'm bree i'm 18 and i'm not cute tbh but i can hold ur hand and bake u cookies

[risenshiney]

Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

[xopachi]

*zoom in* *enhance*

[bunjywunjy]

so this is what fear feels like

[lindsaychrist]

omg

[bukkakebarbie]

the gasp is what sent

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

The gasps HKHJGJGJ

[goodsuggestions]

only 1% of people can name these everyday objects

[carpeted]

worth a shot

[ec-the-lion]

asking me about the plastic ends on shoelaces like we don’t stan phineas and fern?? A-G-L-E-T! aglet! don’t forget it!!!! who would i be if i didn’t have that song¿

[loverxxboy]

whats an aglet

[hallucin8]

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[quillusquillus]

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

[doggosource]

his name is milk tea

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

[sherlock-is-ace]

John Mulaney needs to make another Netflix special cause I already memorized all of his work

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[1st-1]

[kat-got-your-tongue14]

If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien

[truthtoldslant]

If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽

[1st-1]

[lvnnsi]

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

[alltheladiesyouhate]

what bastille song is this from

[pianissimoworld]

Things we lost in the fire

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Say it with me:

I deserve more than the bare minimum.

[nintendomii]

can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes” and i just wanna know what i did to deserve this and who the fuck asked for that?

[i-am-a-fish]

love yourself or become fish food

[tinypotatogrilthatdraw-blog]

I guess I’m fish food

[tiktoks-we-like]

[anachronic-cobra]

This ends with an energy I'm not sure how to describe

[hamburgeroisie]

I'M LOVING THIS ENERGY