Caffeine Cold

Riley//27//Chicago//Aquarius

[thecoolradcoffin]

hope this explains it

[invaderxan]

it does and I hate it, thank you

[lunarriviera]

important update

[plumbewb]

hear me out…

[punkrock-bottom]

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

[lazydelusions]

[miwtual]

DEATHGASM (2015) dir. Jason Howden

[teathattast]

[miiilowo]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[scottsumrners]

[beaft]

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[gayfrogs7]

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Everyone in America right now who has Studied History and knows the Portents of Doom:

[dogpuppy]

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[greelin]

people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(

[greelin]

love is everywhere brother. do not apologize for this

[gaycrouton]

“If The X-Files was a 90s anime.”

credit: MabooCraboo on imgur

[rosenkranz-does-things]

x files studies but this time I tired to achieve that VHS feeling. I very vaguely remember watching some episodes as a kid, and I think this is as close as I've ever got to recreating that memory of a small, grainy tv in a dark room

[junglejim4322]

There’s a level of confessional that only occurs when someone is driving you home late at night

[scavengerhuntsman]

this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen

[maybuds]

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

[should-be-sleeping]

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.