Daddy Birb

Some art, some animals, aloooot of shitposting. (sometimes I do comissions)

[st-pam]

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[borb-lord]

#need a good job :’)

[thundergrace]

I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:

How about you guys?

[borb-lord]

20+40= 60, 2+8=10 +5 =15, 15+60=75

[portugalnet]

voces têm todos tanta piada crl

[borb-lord]

o que rende é ir ao Corona

[borb-lord]

Hey! I saw your post about not paying people to gen Pokémon and that you were in a Facebook group that does it for free. I’m not sure how old the post is, but I was wondering the name of the group. I don’t want to gen a Pokémon, I just want one of the Pokémon I’ve bred to have an egg move I forgot to give her, is that something they do? I was fully prepared to pay someone so I was searching for someone I could trust, and then saw that post!

it’s pretty old and I barely go in it anymore (or tumblr for that matter) but you can just send the pokemon over to me and i’ll add the egg move to it, free of charge ofc

[kaceymusgrayes]

Oh yes BuzzFeed, libson is the capital of Portugal

[borb-lord]

Libson Ice Tea

[ashtonsunshine]

There’s this Twitter account that tweets not-so-well literally translated Portuguese popular sayings and I die laughing with every single one.

It just sounds so ridiculous in English. 😂

Look at them:

And my personal favourite

Welcome to my culture!

[laladbzland]

[kikuism]

anime studio profile: 

STUDIO BONES (1998— )

[momo-de-avis]

Madonna is trying to film a music video in Sintra and wants to bring a horse right to the middle of a 19th century palace but they wont let her for preservation reasons. Now this greedy bitch who lives in a palace and tried to aquire the parking lot of a museum for her 40 something cars calls portugal “ungrateful” and I really hope this bitch leaves this country for good

[reyavie]

I’m adding that the extra reason why they don’t want the horse near the place is because the floor is set above an air chamber, so, you know, a big hole. Maybe we don’t want to place a big animal on top of fragile flooring that covers a big ass hole. Just saying.

[momo-de-avis]

It’s so funny how these celebrities just do not understand concepts like ‘old’ and ‘national heritage’ and ‘preservation’ and this bitch had the audacity to claim she’s given us SO MUCH and we’re not giving anything in return :(

[reyavie]

Yes, I read that SMS exchange. It’s arrogant af and it really annoyed me. I’ve been reading the constant way she circumvents (or has someone do it for her) the legal barriers, the bureaucracy and gets stuff that no one else can get here and she’s complaining one governor told her no for once? I’m glad the guy denied her. God knows Medina hasn’t yet.

[momo-de-avis]

To summarize, this bitch has a script laid out and sent to the city hall. The script was approved, save for one scene: the one involving a horse in a room with wooden floorings that, as stated above, stands above an air chamber and thus is very fragile. As if the fact that this is an 18th century palace.

This bitch threw a tantrum. She even said she was gonna call the fucking prime minister to get things done her way. She called her manager who gave an impression of trying to get in contact with important people who would lick her boots, but as it turns out, Sintra’s mayor gives no shit. He remains unbent. So this bitch, who—again, as stated above—has circumvented laws and limitations, one after another, to get things her way, and who has found that Lisbon’s mayor just enjoys the taste of her asshole so much, throws another tantrum. This time, stating that she has done so much for our country, like she actually put it on a map or something, or miraculously raised our GDP or whatever, and we are an ungrateful little spiteful country because we wouldn’t let this old stupid bitch stick a horse inside a fragile 18 century room.

To quote the mayor: “Madonna is an artist, but this palace belongs to everyone”

https://www.informamais.pt/basilio-horta-avisa-madonna-ha-coisas-que-o-dinheiro-nao-paga/?ref=semanario3&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

https://www.publico.pt/2019/03/25/culto/noticia/impedida-levar-cavalo-palacete-madonna-mostrase-desiludida-1866688

[borb-lord]

[miilezero-remade-deactivated202]

somebody else caption this i don’t want to

[ghost-type-connoisseur-blog]

Galar starter evolutions leaked

drawn by Lanmana

[breezyzephyr]

its the ultimate pokemon

[grookey-propaganda]

[vashito]

bepis plz

[chrishallbeck]

Parenting.

hallbeck.com

[sushinfood]

THANK YOU

[bentheechidna]

I love this one personally.

[roselalonde]

conversations with my sisters cat