♡

despite everything, it's still you.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

construction workers were a superstitious organization who thought orange objects could ward off vehicles, or even control people.

[sabellart]

the ladybugs’ sgt pepper’s outfits

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

i love men that know when to just shut their fucking mouth

i’ve never met one

but i love the concept

[weightlosswithmegan-deactivated]

but if I guy said this about a girl ??? ? ??

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento ??? ? ??

[toskarin]

me: and then you warm the glass a little with your hand so it doesn't foam too much

my alien: just like the ufo

me: [tensely] not everything is like the ufo

[lava-bomb]

have i told you about my grandparents’ kitchen wallpaper

[summertimenoir]

Footlight Parade (1933) - directed by Lloyd Bacon, choreographed by Busby Berkeley

[whenlovetriestoleave]

fire of love (2022) dir. sara dosa

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

liking and reblogging your mutuals' posts

[woodwool]

imagine if you hired a painter to paint your house and you tell them you want it blue and then you come back to see theyre in the middle of painting your house pink so you go hey stop. thats not what i asked for. and theyre like i just dont want to ruin your lovely house this color suits it so much better trust me. and you go No, i asked for blue give me blue??? and the painter is like alright alright. and then they paint your house purple and when you go this still isnt blue they say i simply cant paint your house blue. this is the compromise. and then you still have to pay them for their work even though you are now going to have to either hire another painter or just figure out how to paint ur own house to get it how you actually wanted. thatd be crazy right. so anyway i prefer to cut my own hair at home

[pocketpikachuz-deactivated20170]

2000′s Internet Weeaboo Aesthetic

[sabellart]

the ladybugs first appearance on the ed sullivan show c. 1964

[sabellart]

rb with close ups bc i spent way too much time on this good lord

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[yourheartisbeating]

Taking flight - Porto

[unification]

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

[chimpanzeedotcom]

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950