Boredom thats somewhat chaotic

READ INTRO POST Ether her/she or they/she idk Too tired to sleep Get defenestrated lol

[bordem-offical]

READ

into post

Last edit was 5/3/2026

For this post the color bits of this is NOT my OCs talking

I don't post all that often

Most of the stuff you need to know is above the cut,but you can read pass it if you want too

Call me: MJMJMJ,ember but I prefer being called Bordem

age: that one DreamWorks movie

(I'M A MINOR)

Likes:pickles,peanuts,hanging out with friends,rainbows,pillow forts/tents,women,lemons,studio ghibli,smeargle

Dislikes:corn,AI,peppers,corn,spoilers

games I play/played:borderlands pre sequel,skyrim,borderlands 2,borderlands 3,Minecraft,chess,checkers,Geometry dash,cookie clicker,level devel (I'm in level devel-est),Pokémon go,tiny Tina's wonderland

Fandoms:

demon slayer,mha,borderlands series,the elder scrolls series ,ROTG,Pokémon,Geometry dash,sailor moon,aphmau,epic the musical

Fandoms I'm in according too youtube:

Dispatch,one piece,Geometry dash,Minecraft,epic the musica,invincible,the apothecary diaries,stardew valley

Mutuals:

@the-spooky-aroace-potatochonkcat @sauteed-skull @mckenzie-t-canis-lupus @alien-in-washington @beansandsausages32 @etherealitybydreamlight @s33k-gung1rl @zeta-finnish

my side blogs

Most are for making dumb jokes so I don't have to correlate with others

Bordem Offical

Share your videos with friends, family, and the world

my YouTube :D

My ocs:

Dispatch: Vivi

An adoptable child who's favorite chore depends on who's there for the adoption. I can shape shift into any animal I want,I'll usually do this too be annoying plus I can summon turtles.

mha: Owen Dakota

I'm an American transfer student from Wyoming. My quirk is vocal room, I can make a 12ft x 12ft bubble where I can change the area as much as I want except the people within,despite this I'm part of class 1F

Link for my convenience

I'm perfectly fine nowadays,no need to worry about me anymore,it's just extra info you don't need 🙃

[herobrine-offical]

give head pats to

Oh hey! first one is a normal one! neat :)

[bordem-offical]

[bordem-offical]

Me: where the fuck did I put my glasses????

Also me: did you know that one time in fourth grade it only took me 17 minutes to get ready for school :) oh and also 4th grade was 5 years ago :)

[bordem-offical]

GUESS WHO FINALLY FOUND THEIR GLASSES :D

It only took FOUR DAYS

[bordem-offical]

spown

[bordem-offical]

When it comes to intro posts do you,

read it once and assume it doesn't get edited

read it every once in a while

Don't read it (rude)

The people I currently follow have yet too make an intro post

Results

Voting ended onMay 9

[bordem-offical]

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[bordem-offical]

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[zeta-finnish]

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[bordem-offical]

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[a-bird-dreaming-deactivated2025]

[no-one-offical]

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[bordem-offical]

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[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[no-one-offical]

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[squirrel--boy]

Maybe I'm too young to understand, the hell is up with this post?

[teaboot]

[yesornopolls]

Did your parents tell you the ice cream truck was “the music truck”?

My parents never did but I always head that other peoples’ parents did so I’m wondering just how common this is

Did your parents tell you the ice cream truck was “the music truck”?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 8

[bordem-offical]

I kid you not,I only learned about ice cream trucks in 6th grade cuz they ain't in my hometown

[bordem-offical]

*in a car*

others: *rolls down the window* it's sooo hot in here

*Me who isn't wearing a seat belt simply so I can stick the entirety of my head and neck out the window like a dog* what did you say?

Others: GET IN HERE

Me: *go's in cuz I got cold* huh?

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[anonmuos]

So yesterday I was in debate club and 1st choose to have an ice or pizza party they choose pizza I am ok(all rights to the word to @man-offical ) with that but I don’t like losing and I can choose toppings as 2nd place I CHOSE PINEAPPLE I LIKE PINEAPPLE BUT I KNOW NO ONE ELSE DOES

[anonmuos]

@no-one-offical WHY DO YOU KNOW I EXIST STOP THAT THIS POST ISN’T EVEN MY BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[no-one-offical]

i wike pineappwe

[anonmuos]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

[no-one-offical]

pineappwe 👉🏼👈🏼

[anonmuos]

Stop if this gets any more notes I might become famous

[anonmuos]

STOP

[no-one-offical]

UwU

[anonmuos]

STOP PLEASE

[anonmuos]

Thank you at least I didn’t get the “100 K post to me” could be worse.

[zeta-finnish]

posts that deserve atleast 250 notes

[anonmuos]

No it doesn’t leave me alone

[zeta-finnish]

No.

@astracaedes.

Tag the hoard.

[inkanddragons]

I heard we’re noting?

[anonmuos]

No we’re not

[inkanddragons]

I’ll take that as a yes we are

[anonmuos]

I’m done this is my most popular post you can stop now please

[inkanddragons]

bud we’re just about to hit 100 notes we can’t stop now

[anonmuos]

There happy knowing leave me alone

[chaos-triangle]

*I suddenly spawn in covered in glitter surrounded by bees an' wearing jester's attire* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

[anonmuos]

And now bill cipher appeared great what do you want

[chaos-triangle]

I jus' wanna be involved!!! Hehehe!!!

[aether-the-kitsune]

EXTRA NOTE FROM YA BITCH AETHER

[anonmuos]

Stop

[aether-the-kitsune]

YOU RESPONDING ADDS A NOTE, YOU KNOW

[purpleeggyboi]

(Stands in the background drinking soda)

[anonmuos]

Throws bombs at you

[purpleeggyboi]

(Bombs get deflected due to a comically convenient forcefield)

[anonmuos]

Aw man

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

posts that have 100k to me idk if it's late or whatever

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

posts that have 10 to me or something idek

[anonmuos]

WAIT 2 FAMOUS PEOPLE OH MY GOD STAY AWAY YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

wuh- where?

[herobrine-offical]

HEY BITCHES AND BROS AND NON-BINARY HOES!!!

[anonmuos]

LANGUAGE

[bordem-offical]

HEY IHR SCHLAMPEN UND BRUDER UND IHR NICHT-BINÄREN SCHLAMPEN!!!

[the-biologist-offical]

would you like to be in a tradition in the officalverse.

its called adopting other officals.

also guess who is is

(nice oppossums)

ooh! @oppossum-offical has adopted me I think! I could be wrong! But this is so interesting! Tumblr Users part of the officalverse tribe have a tendency to adopt officals. They see me as one of them even though I am beyond their mortal comprehension!

[oppossum-offical]

when did I adopt you?

[the-biologist-offical]

I'm confused. Would you like to adopt me?

[oppossum-offical]

that wasn't me

[the-biologist-offical]

Hmmmm. Well I would like to be adopted by somebody now. Guys I would like to be adopted by some offical, any offical.

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical@authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @7-flavors-of-bones

[silly-lil-guy-offical]

we can be cousins!!!

[the-biologist-offical]

yippeeeee!

[bordem-offical]

may I adopt you?

[the-biologist-offical]

of course!

[bordem-offical]

YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[the-biologist-offical]

would you like to be in a tradition in the officalverse.

its called adopting other officals.

also guess who is is

(nice oppossums)

ooh! @oppossum-offical has adopted me I think! I could be wrong! But this is so interesting! Tumblr Users part of the officalverse tribe have a tendency to adopt officals. They see me as one of them even though I am beyond their mortal comprehension!

[oppossum-offical]

when did I adopt you?

[the-biologist-offical]

I'm confused. Would you like to adopt me?

[oppossum-offical]

that wasn't me

[the-biologist-offical]

Hmmmm. Well I would like to be adopted by somebody now. Guys I would like to be adopted by some offical, any offical.

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical@authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @7-flavors-of-bones

[silly-lil-guy-offical]

we can be cousins!!!

[the-biologist-offical]

yippeeeee!

[bordem-offical]

may I adopt you?

[bordem-offical]

Guess who found out how too make blinkies :D