Procrastinating at Finest @boreddum - Tumblr Blog

HEY SO MY MOM ATTEMPTED TO MAKE ME A FURBY CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND UHHH

it ended up looking like this. we were both losing our absolute shit at it so i proceeded to take extremely cursed photos of it

i love my mom so much

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please tell her that she’s brought joy untold into all our lives

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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

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^ the future face of cyber security

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Happy plagueiversary

quantumshade

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The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

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…OH.

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I googled it once and the only reason why the Great Lakes aren’t called inland seas is because they are entirely freshwater, not salt.

By any other metric they’d be seas. Superior especially (the big one in the upper left) behaves like a small ocean, and has claimed at least 250 ships and over 1000 people. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a frankly chilling song about her that I’ll include here:

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Lake Michigan has never fully frozen. Leading to some absolutely terrifying images

Layers of ice created, shattered, and built up like this.

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Hey, here’s a picture of that lighthouse in 2015, when we had a polar vortex

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I love the Great Lakes, you know how all boats look like shit, like just rusty hulks, you don’t get that on the Great Lakes because it’s fresh water, like the shipwrecks are incredibly well preserved

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Realistically I could never get rid of tumblr because it gives me the illusion of a community of strange young women all around my same age, all slowly figuring out how to live too

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Mean Insults By Species

Human: "Hey, how's scrolling tumblr rather than improving your life going?"

Elves: "In the cycles of the moon above the dew-dropped forest, where the creek runs with silver and gold, a deer sings to the song of dreams" (your guess is as good as mine, but the one elf I said this to turned pale and ran off crying.)

Dwarves: "You look like the kind of fool who'd mistake metamorphosed limestone for metamorphosed dolostone!" (This exact phrase caused three clan-destroying wars throughout dwarven history)

Halflings: "Wow, I can't believe you spend your nights crawling into two dirty holes."

Gnomes: "You law-abiding tax returner!"

Orcs: "I've got half a mind to not beat the crap out of you right now, asshole!" (Orcs tend to enjoy fighting a lot)

Teiflings: "Your eyes barely look like limpid tears and you don't even look half related to Gerard Way!"

Dragons: "I..er..your hairstyle is...subpar and your mother is...above average weight... for her age and social class!" (Yeah, they don't get a lot of practice, what with generally responding to social difficulties with firebreath. Act offended anyway, if you know what's good for you.)