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[softnettle]

in this house we do grandma activities

[fishmech]

tory government is such a fuckin joke the NHS has to rely on fetish sites for supplies

[filmopen]

the whole thing about quarantine is that when the voices that tell you that you probably have the virus and that you’re gonna die start to play in your head you can’t do anything to stop it because every advertisement and every news article is about the virus and every time I cough from my allergies I’m afraid I’ve got it and that I’m gonna probably die from it

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[chibis-crap-deactivated20210711]

A master post

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

i really hate this

[7legends]

Look very close... guess who it is

Cr sugaupdates on twitter

[strawberry-concrete]

The faces fanfic readers are making at 3am.

[nyctosaurid]

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

[dimetrodone]

Undocked unrestrained

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

The reason most farmers dock (cut off) the tails is to prevent fly strike, an often lethal infection of fly larvae in the rear of the sheep. Without a (VERY FLUFFY) tail for fecal matter to accumulate on, fly strike is almost completely eliminated!

[brunhiddensmusings]

there is a wide variety of similar treatments for farm animals that are entirely for the animals well being pigs get their tail curled and tusks removed as babies so they dont accidentally nip each other while playing or stab each other just walking around- even a small tail nip might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood goats/cows often have their horns removed as babies as well both for obvious reasons to prevent stabbings but also to prevent them from growing in weird that can cause pain and infection for the animal chickens and other poultry, especially pet ones or hobby farms, might have their flight feathers clipped to prevent them from flying over fences, where their life expectancy is nill outside the farm/owners enclosure

[rabbitfishes]

Very good and valid points but please tell me what you mean by “might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood” before I lose my marbles

[battlships]

Pigs are omnivores and cannibals. Fun fact if you ever have need to dispose of a body, tossing it in a pigpen will get rid of it real fast.

[amaronith]

There’s a reason why everyone went into a full blown panic when Dorothy fell into the pigpen in the Wizard of Oz. Pigs are vicious.

[acefandom103]

[sooske-deactivated20200915]

[myososheep]

[sunheungmin-deactivated20200917]

not to be that bitch,,,,,, but stromae pls come back

[ao3bronte]

JE T'EN PRIE!!!!!!!!!!

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[paranoidgemsbok]

@clockworkrobotic

[robotlyra]

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

[robotsandfrippary]

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

[madsciences]

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

[neil-gaiman]

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

[msfcatlover]

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

[sherbie-herbie]

It’s been a while

[jenny-jinya]

Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

[meanae]

Very quick (under 1 hour, wohoo) de-yellowing/de-zombify dyejob on two very old Luts/CP Els :)

A teaspoon of Rit Dyemores ‘super pink’ on 4 litres of water, each part gets a 20 - 30 seconds dip.

[meanae]

Ever wanted to have a pair of the gorgeous eyes Iplehouse sells, but thought “Man, 30$ is quiet a lot…” well look no further.

Original DGLW shop: http://shop35767706.taobao.com/ - Eyes around 20$

Other shops that have some of their eyes too: http://shop108782049.taobao.com - DGLW eyes for ~8$ http://longyuezhixia.taobao.com - DGLW eyes for ~13$

More nice shops with really great eyes: http://pt-love.taobao.com http://engodoll.taobao.com/

You’re welcome.

[ashsweet]

Links Sluttiest Armor

Underwear set

Simple, functional, flirty but not too revealing. I do wish it was cut slightly higher around the thighs. 7/10 

Climbing set

The guns are out! He is ready to go! He is a sporty twink but the straps and belts reveal links kinkier side. 8/10

Radiant set

Points for boldness but the look falls short. Wrestler chic is not working for him 3/10

Gerudo Set

That crop top + loose yoga pant combo is a knock out. Her covered face adds a hint of mystery. I would love to shower her in flowers and chocolate. The colours are a little mismatched but that adds to her charm. 9/10

Royal Guard set

He is rich, he is fashionable and he knows what he wants. Look at that hair elegantly swept up into his hat, those white thigh highs. Fucking superb 10/10

Desert Voe Set

High Pony. Gold choker. One tit out. 20/10

Barbarian set

The fur trim, the leg warmers, the ripped up skirt, the saucy hand print leading to his bathing suit area. This is a LOT of look and he is wielding it with indescribable power. 100/10

Ancient set

Atrocious. -50/10

Sheikah Set

Sleek, sexy, sassy. Easily links best look. He is pulling off that top knot paired with the skin tight pants like its nobodies business. Im getting power bottom vibes and I’m very into it. 500/10 

[liquid-geodes]

I never knew I needed this post until now but how dare you not address the borderline bdsm rubber armor

[breastforce]

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

[darksomeness-deactivated2016080]

oh

[lankysandwich]

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