[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[bunnynest]

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

[bunnynest]

take them i have plenty more

[vergak]

They are so shaped

[eliteknightarmor]

one of the animals ever for sure

[bootyunit]

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

[danthesantana]

I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.

[wearepeasant]

the god of chaos

[kuroshikat]

What color is his shirt

[prophecyguy]

post i otherwise agree wholeheartedly with: and I bet you’re gonna scroll past this 😒

me, who got no time for this passive aggressive bullshit:

[tastefullyoffensive]

[princess-stabbity]

so i’m at the doctor’s again and i see a notecard on the reception desk that asks in bright red ink, Do you want to live forever? 

finally, i think, finally i’m at the start of a vampire novel. i don’t actually want to live forever, but i’m not about to turn down a call to adventure like that. i try to flip the card over as inconspicuously as possible. 

the other side contains a bible verse about keeping jesus in your heart. 

i hate living in the south.

[tahthetrickster]

ah yes the age-old struggle of “is this vampires or jesus”

[luckydreaming]

I don’t know man. This whole teens vs adults thing is fucking stupid it’s 2018 both sides need to shut the fuck up and realize who our real enemy is.

[luckydreaming]

Middle schoolers….they are too powerful and need to be stopped.

[meanplastic]

Rihanna’s impact

[pyro-lover]

When you attend school you are technically in story mode but once you graduate your life turns into an open world game with just side quests here and there.

[crazyshitisay]

[alecsgrg]

[niuniente]

Black Cryptid

[heterochromia-cat-deactivated20]

indeed

[pockutwalt]

drew art of this VERY good cryptid!!!

[volcainist]

[pastabot]

nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

[goth-gay]

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

[feminismandmedia]

[offensivegan-deactivated2018111]

I love how the ‘LADIES PICTURE THIS’ implies that men are extinct and that’s why everything works now

[greengay]

green day before lollapalooza in 1994

[memewhore]

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.