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shejla24

So you’re a liberal? Or republican?

i believe everyone in the american government needs to die

stevencharleston

i think lemon demon fans should start romanticizing massachusetts like weebs with japan

stevencharleston

MA boys are so cute!! [pictures of neil cicierega and jerma] i need to try lobster omg… maybe i’ll go to massachusetts to teach the inhabitants english <3

sekusekusekuseku-deactivated201

gym teacher: if you like (king harkinian voice) BOY go to this side and if you like RUBEES go on the other side

heteros: this is A SAAS

bisexuals: *panics back and forth and Panic s and back forth and FOF*

demisexual:

PINGAS

pasuual: WHATHAFUCK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

asexual: *laal and walks Out*

lesbians:

loucanis

tumblr already had a memories function like facebook and you can activate it by pissing off a 13 yr old enough for them to go through your blog and find something problematic you posted from 4 years ago

most civil love or host in history but of course something has to happen to spoil the whole thing. what the hell

lesbianshepard

i’m in tears over this holy shit

lesbianshepard

It’s a little known fact that in the 60s and 70s the CIA was actually run by fucking wile e coyote

postilionstruckbylightning

In 1961, the CIA tried to kill Castro by redirecting a road he used regularly into a solid stone wall onto which they’d painted a picture of a tunnel. This failed when Castro’s car proceeded straight on through the tunnel unhindered.

cop-disliker69

Judging by how punitive most online leftists are inclined to be toward criminals and wrong-doers they actually care about, I have very little hope in any kind of restorative justice project at this moment.

Forgiveness isn’t forgiveness if you don’t think the person did anything wrong in the first place. Your mercy and humanity are judged by how you would treat someone who actually did something wrong. Everyone is in favor of leniency toward people they think didn’t do anything wrong, or committed only a very minor offense. The question is whether you’re in favor of leniency toward actual wrong-doers. And good lord, a lot of you people are psychotically punitive Calvinist weirdos.

No one who’s doxxing 16 year olds for saying the n-word on tiktok, and gleefully licking their lips at the thought that this is totally going to ruin their future job and college prospects, is actually in favor of prison abolition. These people would bring back public executions in a heartbeat if they actually had any power.

papasmoke

it is actually incredibly easy to NOT attack children with chemical weapons I've been doing it my entire life

pissed-off-woman

Crazy thought but if you have any inkling that a protest will have violence (which they seem to often have) you should not be taking them there. You as a parent are then willingly endangering your child. Kids should not be the ones fighting the battles here. Their brains aren't fully developed and they are therefore more likely to make a foolish decision that could endanger themselves or others

papasmoke

Crazy thought but if your immediate reaction to seeing a war crime is to blame the victims then you’re a horrible person.

ratliker1917

unsurprised that terf tumblr contains the kind of fascist who would victim blame families who were randomly brutalized by the police on their way back from grocery shopping, while blaming the alleged evils of protesting instead of the fucking cops who did this.

down-with-capitalism

"pissed-off-woman" lol you're just a Republican. And of course they have a post claiming that criticizing police brutality is lesbophobia.

spacegirlpearl

God they literally have multiple pro-police posts including one advocating for an all female police force and like....come on.......

yunifi

I dunno I kinda agree with her. The end blame lies with the police but in the meantime, parents have to choose which they value more, their kids safety or hiring a babysitter. Kids don’t know what they’re advocating for, they probably don’t have a reason to be there. And if the police are armed with teargas or some shit, you’d be an idiot to bring your child. The fact you got tearsgassed was the police’s, but the blame for your child lies half on your shoulders

papasmoke

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

digitaldiscipline

A young paleontologist may have discovered a record of the most significant event in the history of life on Earth.

hey, @bunjywunjy - this might be your jam (and any other dinosaur enthusiasts, it’s a heck of a read)

bunjywunjy

man that’s not just a heck of a read it’s fuckin GROUNDBREAKING is what it is!

this dude actually found a large fossil deposit that was created not just close to, but actually DURING THE K-PG EXTINCTION EVENT.

IT’S LITERALLY A WINDOW BACK IN TIME TO THE CHICXULUB IMPACT, AND TURNS OUT IT WAS WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE IMAGINED

it’s a geologic snapshot of the apocalypse.

tratserenoyreve

reading the full article is certainly a trip, and to summarize for those who are intimidated by longer reads:

- chicxulub is the given name for the meteor that struck/initiated the event

- the paleontologist within is described as making groundbreaking discoveries of multiple species every day, but many of his peers discount him because they’re grouchy old dudes he accidentally had a fragment of a turtle bone involved in a larger reconstruction of a fossil this one time and they won’t let him live it down.

- the extinction event was so fast and so destructive, this guy describes this particular dig-site as being so densely layered with dead and dying creatures, there is a lot of organic tissues that have been preserved, and he is able to even discern that many of the marine and freshwater fish may have still been alive as they were buried due to molten glass being found in their gills, implying they were still attempting to breathe.

- they looked into exactly when and how this could have happened, having freshwater and marine animals stacked on top of mammals and larger dinosaurs (including an amazing deinonychus forearm discovery he was able to match to feather fossils he was finding atop the pile), and rather it being the initial tsunami, they are fairly sure that it was caused by a seiche of catastrophic proportions, which would have been set off within the first hour of the event. denser and larger creatures sunk to the bottom, leaving lighter debris like leaves, small fish, feathers, and molten glass on the surface.

summary: terrifying!