[thesexiestselkie]

[libraford]

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

[princecroutons]

his head is so fucking wide

[princecroutons]

[dogpuppy]

[garlickie]

[ultraluuminary]

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[gothambunny]

oh look at the time!

it's bun o clock

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[devildaisies]

[egglit-the-determined]

[egberts]

[cutecipher]

how it feels to be stressed out almost 100% of the time

[newgodpho]

Obsession (2026)

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[sovietnam]

[ankle-beez]

mario sunshine is coming to nso in august and i cant wait for a whole new generation of people to play it and realize that this game was designed by the actual devil

[chongoblog]

[nevver]

“He is always on the brink of suicide … because he seeks salvation through the routine formulas suggested to him by the society in which he lives.” — Umberto Eco on Charlie Brown

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of