All Bi Myself

Pinko

[flipchild]

Oh my god

[flipchild]

Have you heard

[flipchild]

Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars, guys.

[flipchild]

He could've killed him.

[notahorseindisguise]

thats it princess..... spread that vegemite over your toast. youre daddys true blue bogan bitch now. #australiafetish #yankbreaking #yankbreakingkink

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[youngbloodbuzz]

The possibility of The Winds of Winter not being released for more than three years makes me want to put myself in a coma until it is released.

[youngbloodbuzz]

………………………..it’s been four

[youngbloodbuzz]

[gil-estel]

LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!

[gil-estel]

YOU'RE KIDDING ME THE SLUG IS GAY??????

[milfsisyphus]

(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.

[terramythos]

who is blasting linkin park at work the only other coworkers at the office are like 40+. Incredible

[lindleland]

hybrid theory came out 25 years ago. people who were teenagers when they were first popular are around 40.

[terramythos]

fuck

[toastbutteregg]

[nyasarin]

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[nyancrimew]

im not a cuck myself but i like observing their culture from the outside, like say, from a chair in the corner

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[whereserpentswalk]

[unstickyhunter]

[noodles-07]

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[maidthings]

maid you look

[neshamama]

wish we had more internal organ emojis

[gunsandfireandshit]

Sending spleen emojis to my depressed friends to indicate that their excessive black bile is causing their melancholia

[sufficientlylargen]

The spleen is deep purple and slightly curved:

(source)

So you can convey this with any emoji of similar color and shape. You could also indicate an excess of bile by showing liquid seeping out of the spleen, and of course melancholy is already covered by existing emoji, so to clearly communicate the message "I think you are depressed because your spleen has too much black bile" with existing emoji you should text your friend:

🍆💦🥺

[o-kurwa]