not dead

inspired by other ____googles (follow from andalusa)

[gimligoogles]

So remember that time @merrygoogles and @pippingoogles totally kicked @boromirgoogles‘s ass? Good times.

[boromirgoogles]

I let them beat me up, you wouldn't kick your kids asses in a play fight

[dondaario]

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY FARAMIR

[meludir-googles-deactivated]

@faramirgoogles

[faramirgoogles]

rude

[boromirgoogles]

Actually, it's the other way round, a shame father couldn't see it

[middlearda]

i am the sex

[ancalagongoogles]

Wtf @smauggoogles????

[grimagoogles]

um… 

[ancalagongoogles]

Ayyyy one of the greasy ones still lives

[grimagoogles]

SHUT UP YOU OVERGROWN DEAD WORM

[ancalagongoogles]

No new insults? I’m disappointed

[grimagoogles]

SHUT UP YOU RANK URCHIN-SNOUTED MAGGOT PIE

[galadrielgoogles]

*sits silently watching this smackdown and sipping tea*

[grimagoogles]

OH MY GOD GO AWAY YOU PUNY DISMAL HARPY

[galadrielgoogles]

*raises one eyebrow, slightly amused*

[clodiasbird]

This may be the first time I appreciate what a dragon is saying

[boromirgoogles]

You’re all alive! 

[middlearda]

//so in mun news…. the Thorin Googles blog is gone?…..

What happened????

[lindirgoogles]

((No idea but it makes me sad. It’s kinda like the final “yeah this thing is done” I dun wanna lose you guys T^T))

[middlearda]

// I know how you feel, man. Well, at least I can say i’m not leaving any time soon. If somebody else wants to pick up that blog, that’d be cool. I dont want to pressure anybody though, I’d like to imagine someone who’s always wanted to play that character might have a crack at it? Gonna have to spread the word and wait and see, I guess.

[boromirgoogles]

// such a shame, I’d almost be tempted to ask and take over but  I’m having far too much fun playing as my smol gondorian sons. It would be cool if someone else were to run the blog.

[lesbiankiliel]

Alfrid, Grima, Smaug, Thranduil, Lobelia, and Saruman

oh for the love of-

Push off a cliff: Grima

Kiss: Smaug

Marry: Lobelia

Set on Fire: Alfrid

Wrap a Blanket around: Saruman

Be Roommates with: well apparently Thrandy then (I’ll make him move out asap by consorting with Dwarves lmao xD)

[grimagoogles]

HOW. FUCKING. DARE. YOU. 

[ancalagongoogles]

*snickers*

[grimagoogles]

ANCALAGON SHUT YOUR OVERSIZED MOUTH NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE

[ancalagongoogles]

Oh really?

Originally posted by noideasfornickname

[grimagoogles]

YEAH REALLY YOU FUCKER

[ancalagongoogles]

Riiggghhhhttt. Nobody knows who the gigantic dragon blotting out the sun is.

[grimagoogles]

Aren’t you supposed to be FUCKING DEAD??

[ancalagongoogles]

AREN’T YOU?? WEREN’T YOU KILLED BY ONE ARROW??

[grimagoogles]

IM. A. FUCKING. PERSON. It’s reasonable for me to get killed by an arrow, AND I’m ignoring book canon so yeah. Weren’t you a dragon the size of mountains that got killed by a elf or something????

[boromirgoogles]

Three arrows, still alive, just saying

[grimagoogles]

STOP SHOWING OFF ASSHAT

[boromirgoogles]

I also have pretty hair and a sweet beard ;)

[grimagoogles]

I. HATE. YOU. SO. MUCH I WILL KILL @eowyngoogles JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHAT

[eowyngoogles]

Why did I get dragged in to this vALAR HELP ME

[grimagoogles]

BLAME YOUR HUSBAND

[eowyngoogles]

@boromirgoogles is not my husband.. Grima… What?

[boromirgoogles]

…I know my brother has pretty hair and a sweet beard as well, but we aren’t twins.

[eowyngoogles]

He screwed up pretty badly there.

[grimagoogles]

FUCK MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE

[boromirgoogles]

Bless

[lesbiankiliel]

Alfrid, Grima, Smaug, Thranduil, Lobelia, and Saruman

oh for the love of-

Push off a cliff: Grima

Kiss: Smaug

Marry: Lobelia

Set on Fire: Alfrid

Wrap a Blanket around: Saruman

Be Roommates with: well apparently Thrandy then (I’ll make him move out asap by consorting with Dwarves lmao xD)

[grimagoogles]

HOW. FUCKING. DARE. YOU. 

[ancalagongoogles]

*snickers*

[grimagoogles]

ANCALAGON SHUT YOUR OVERSIZED MOUTH NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE

[ancalagongoogles]

Oh really?

Originally posted by noideasfornickname

[grimagoogles]

YEAH REALLY YOU FUCKER

[ancalagongoogles]

Riiggghhhhttt. Nobody knows who the gigantic dragon blotting out the sun is.

[grimagoogles]

Aren’t you supposed to be FUCKING DEAD??

[ancalagongoogles]

AREN’T YOU?? WEREN’T YOU KILLED BY ONE ARROW??

[grimagoogles]

IM. A. FUCKING. PERSON. It’s reasonable for me to get killed by an arrow, AND I’m ignoring book canon so yeah. Weren’t you a dragon the size of mountains that got killed by a elf or something????

[boromirgoogles]

Three arrows, still alive, just saying

[grimagoogles]

STOP SHOWING OFF ASSHAT

[boromirgoogles]

I also have pretty hair and a sweet beard ;)

[grimagoogles]

I. HATE. YOU. SO. MUCH I WILL KILL @eowyngoogles JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHAT

[eowyngoogles]

Why did I get dragged in to this vALAR HELP ME

[grimagoogles]

BLAME YOUR HUSBAND

[eowyngoogles]

@boromirgoogles is not my husband.. Grima… What?

[boromirgoogles]

...I know my brother has pretty hair and a sweet beard as well, but we aren't twins.

[lesbiankiliel]

Alfrid, Grima, Smaug, Thranduil, Lobelia, and Saruman

oh for the love of-

Push off a cliff: Grima

Kiss: Smaug

Marry: Lobelia

Set on Fire: Alfrid

Wrap a Blanket around: Saruman

Be Roommates with: well apparently Thrandy then (I’ll make him move out asap by consorting with Dwarves lmao xD)

[grimagoogles]

HOW. FUCKING. DARE. YOU. 

[ancalagongoogles]

*snickers*

[grimagoogles]

ANCALAGON SHUT YOUR OVERSIZED MOUTH NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE

[ancalagongoogles]

Oh really?

Originally posted by noideasfornickname

[grimagoogles]

YEAH REALLY YOU FUCKER

[ancalagongoogles]

Riiggghhhhttt. Nobody knows who the gigantic dragon blotting out the sun is.

[grimagoogles]

Aren’t you supposed to be FUCKING DEAD??

[ancalagongoogles]

AREN’T YOU?? WEREN’T YOU KILLED BY ONE ARROW??

[grimagoogles]

IM. A. FUCKING. PERSON. It’s reasonable for me to get killed by an arrow, AND I’m ignoring book canon so yeah. Weren’t you a dragon the size of mountains that got killed by a elf or something????

[boromirgoogles]

Three arrows, still alive, just saying

[grimagoogles]

STOP SHOWING OFF ASSHAT

[boromirgoogles]

I also have pretty hair and a sweet beard ;)

[lesbiankiliel]

Alfrid, Grima, Smaug, Thranduil, Lobelia, and Saruman

oh for the love of-

Push off a cliff: Grima

Kiss: Smaug

Marry: Lobelia

Set on Fire: Alfrid

Wrap a Blanket around: Saruman

Be Roommates with: well apparently Thrandy then (I’ll make him move out asap by consorting with Dwarves lmao xD)

[grimagoogles]

HOW. FUCKING. DARE. YOU. 

[ancalagongoogles]

*snickers*

[grimagoogles]

ANCALAGON SHUT YOUR OVERSIZED MOUTH NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE

[ancalagongoogles]

Oh really?

Originally posted by noideasfornickname

[grimagoogles]

YEAH REALLY YOU FUCKER

[ancalagongoogles]

Riiggghhhhttt. Nobody knows who the gigantic dragon blotting out the sun is.

[grimagoogles]

Aren’t you supposed to be FUCKING DEAD??

[ancalagongoogles]

AREN’T YOU?? WEREN’T YOU KILLED BY ONE ARROW??

[grimagoogles]

IM. A. FUCKING. PERSON. It’s reasonable for me to get killed by an arrow, AND I’m ignoring book canon so yeah. Weren’t you a dragon the size of mountains that got killed by a elf or something????

[boromirgoogles]

Three arrows, still alive, just saying

[grimagoogles]

I’m bored, so I’m going to start some fights.

@eowyngoogles horses are stupid and overrated and your boyfriend is ugly.

@arwengoogles yeah your boyfriend is ugly too. 

@aragorngoogles @faramirgoogles you guys are ugly. 

@bardgoogles bows are stupid. 

@tildagoogles you shouldn’t be on here you’re like 5. 

@smauggoogles you’re the third best dragon and you’ll never be the best. 

@ancalagongoogles you’re the second best dragon. 

@beastofgondolingoogles you’re the best dragon. 

Also, anything important happen while I was gone? 

[faramirgoogles]

Must you do this? 

[grimagoogles]

As I mentioned, I’m bored and want to insult people/dragons, so… Yes, I must do this. 

[faramirgoogles]

@eowyngoogles and I will be going for an afternoon horse ride soon, you are more than welcome to join us. 

[grimagoogles]

HORSES ARE STUPID AND YOU’LL BE THERE SO… NO. 

It might be a good time to take over Ithilien though… 

[faramirgoogles]

The offer always stands if you change your mind Grima

[grimagoogles]

FUCK OFF

[boromirgoogles]

lol

[lindirgoogles]

((is it just me or did the character googles quite suddenly die?))

[kiligoogles]

((I’ll be back soon, like tomorrow probably. But yeah I think most people are just now ending their holiday obligations. I know I am. So it should pick back up?))

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

((Yes, they all died!! We’re digging a mass grave at the foot of Erebor to shove them all in… I’ve only seen a couple posts a day on my dash for a few days now. I was hoping we could play that CAH game again, but if no one is around… *pouts*))

[middlearda]

Kili-mun has a point, it’s probably b/c of the holidays, and it might take a bit before people get used to their work/school schedule again and can find the time to post more often. I’ve been a little haitus-y myself, but I’ll try to start posting again more often, soon.

On that note, maybe we could send a post around asking people if they’re up for another CAH game, some time. People could reblog it so it goes around, and we could see how many are still up and kicking~ (i’m sure me and @theeaglesgoogle could set one up, some time.)

[bifurgoogles]

Whats a CAH game? Back from camping holiday since.. two hours ago

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

((@bifurgoogles,  CAH: Cards Against Humanity, online in a room))

[bardgoogles]

I’d be up for a new game of CAH.

And I’m around, just not having anything in my mind due to exams x)

[galadrielgoogles]

((I second the CAH game, I’ve just been really busy with school.))

[kiligoogles]

((I’d be up for another CAH))

[thetwinsgoogle]

((I’m always in for CAH. I’ve been quite busy with school so I’m getting back into the flow of things))

[boromirgoogles]

as my blog subtitle says: “not dead”

[boromirgoogles]

What does it mean when someone kisses your forehead?

[imagynari-deactivated20160814]

They want your soul

[boromirgoogles]

@aragorngoogles Is this true??

[middlearda]

@thoringoogles resume to recruit the other dwarves in taking the mountain from me

[thoringoogles]

that awkward moment when @boromirgoogles managed to survive more arrows than @smauggoogles

[boromirgoogles]

Burn treatments for dragons

[elfwinegoogles]

@eowyngoogles can I help you sacrifice Grima?

[eowyngoogles]

Indeed, nephew. I need all the help I can ridding of him.

[grimagoogles]

1. I HAVE A LIST ABIDE BY IT. 2. You said it could wait until Wednesday.

[eowyngoogles]

WELL ADD HIM TO THE LIST, PEST.

And I am. I’m just forming an incredibly intricate plan.

[grimagoogles]

One moment. Updated list shortly. Glad to know you can wait, but why do you need an intricate plan?!?!

[eowyngoogles]

I’d prefer you to have a slow, painful, agonizing death.

[grimagoogles]

Well, I suppose that makes sense. And there’s an updated list now.

[eowyngoogles]

Good. Now I can keep track of people who wish to rid of you as much as I do and ask them for assistance.

[grimagoogles]

Yeah, that’s the point. This way everyone knows where they stand in relation to hating me.

[eowyngoogles]

You’ve just made it easier for us.

[grimagoogles]

Meh.

[eowyngoogles]

That’s it, i’m done with this “meh”. Before we do anything I’m cutting off your balls.

[grimagoogles]

Meh.

WAIT WHAT?!?!?!?!?

[eowyngoogles]

YOU’VE SAID IT AGAIN NOW IM CUTTING OFF YOUR LITTLE FRIEND TOO

[grimagoogles]

YOU ARE ULTIMATE EVIL IM GOING TO KILL YOUR BOYFRIEND

[eowyngoogles]

NOT BEFORE YOUR WEDNESDAY MORNING “ALLEGED SUICIDE”

[grimagoogles]

OK I’m mildly terrified for my life now.

[eowyngoogles]

I’LL FORCE YOU TO CUT OFF YOUR OWN LIMBS SO THERES NO EVIDENCE AND AFTER YOU’LL BE H U N G

c o m e p r e p a r e d

[grimagoogles]

A. You sound like @tildagoogles. B. @faramirgoogles IS AN UGLY IDIOT WHO CANT SWING A SWORD

[boromirgoogles]

You dare to insult a young child, my sister-in-law and my brother? Hold your foul tongue and begone. 

[boromirgoogles]

What is @smauggoogles beef with Thorin and Bard

[middlearda]

They taste like it

.

And one wanted my gold and the other tried to kill me

[boromirgoogles]

Well, it wasn’t really your gold to begin with

And you did try to kill him first...

[boromirgoogles]

What is @smauggoogles beef with Thorin and Bard

[boromirgoogles]

Where is my dad?

[middlearda]

Dragon wiki answers

Vibrating in throat when I wake up in the morning?

Terrifying growls I make while sleeping actually just giant purring???

How to make sure no one finds out I purr in my sleep

[boromirgoogles]

Is Smaug just a big cat with wings?