Bort Ferbert, Esq.

Middle-aged BG3 enthusiast 🫠

[tgatbc]

[allelitewrestlings]

AEW DYNAMITE • July 8, 2026

[anglaised]

Hi Tyler should i become a streamer

no we need more electricians

[k-wame]

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take😭

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

wake up babe new ao3 canonical tags are here

[dionevogler]

my type

[bluethundabomb]

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[mangoestho-deactivated20161001]

toni morisson is the master of skinning white supremacy so elegantly and artfully wit tha scalpel like precision.

[contextfreepatentart]

[does-this-character-eat-pussy]

Gus from Psych (2006)

thanks please!

Does Gus from Psych eat pussy?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 30

you're welcome!

[floweryanarchy]

WYLL‼️ WYLL‼️ WYLL‼️

[omgthatdress]

YES MORE WOMEN BEING WEIRD ON THE RED CARPET. This look is actually sickening. I love Chloe Zhao forever.

[contextfreepatentart]

[bhaal]

you get that, right? spill the whole jug? ugh. guess i'll toss that one on the heap.

[pam3pr]

Alaska, 1965

[bortferbert]

not to dox myself, but I immediately recognized this as the main street in the town where I grew up (20-something yrs before my family got there) and now I want to cryyyy. nostalgia is a punch in the teeth.

[victusinveritas]

Happy International Women's Day

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[bortferbert]

bonne comms, google.