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PouroverPaloma on ao3. Hi hi :) she/her my fics

[thebestbisexual]

Saw a few vintage couple photos on Pinterest and had to draw one of the (perhaps many??) ways Gale and Daphne (from Pouroverpaloma's this beauty that pleases too well) could reunite as he admits he fucked up big time.

Cue quiet tears and confronting fears and anger and big ole hugs and kisses to heal and forgive.

[undeadcorvid]

i misspelled 'Sexualwissenschaft' on that post GODDAMN IT

[undeadcorvid]

at least I used 2 f's instead of 1. i don't want to know what sexual wisdom is held by the sheep.

[undeadcorvid]

Sexualwissenschaft (sexual + knowledge + -ship/-hood) = the study of sex, sexology

Sexualwissenschaff (sexual + knowledge + to create) = a typo

Sexualwissenschaf (sexual + knowledge + sheep) = I feel like this is something you call someone who can't find the clitoris

[pouroverpaloma]

LINDSEY GRAHAM CRAB RAVE

[fethawit]

I'm so normal about Gale's profile I promise

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[casgirl]

Summer 2026 moodboard

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[ryan-sometimes]

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[deslizada]

okay so when I made this poast I was thinking primarily about the horrible acotar fan theories I send my wife and @pouroverpaloma to torment them, which is objectively mean of me. however, after reading the tags and comments on this post at the ~17k note mark, I can confidently say that some of you bitches are doing cocomelon shit to each other and I am worried about all of you

[swordy-da-goat]

#artists

[swordy-da-goat]

Edited for all my writer friends out there

[lostinadmiration]

Don’t worry, I won’t let him do it

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags: What’s your evil, alternate timeline self? Mine’s the one where I didn’t bail on my forensic psych degree and actually became an FBI profiler. 

[coshhhhha]

[pouroverpaloma]

In a moment of brave radical vulnerability and sharing I did tell someone at my knitting group that I write baldur’s gate three pornography on the internet

[liarsblade]

It's literally like. Well what if your career was also a beautiful woman you could have sex with.

[liarsblade]

Okay so what if you had fallen into the very common trap of making your career the load bearing pillar of all meaning in your life and your sole source of self esteem. But also your job was inherently religious in nature. Now also imagine God was a beautiful woman and she wanted to have sex with you. Now imagine y'all broke up.

[liarsblade]

"well I think that would fuck me up a little bit" yeah. Yeah it probably would.

[liarsblade]

Now imagine you were pregnant with an incredibly powerful bomb.

[3000s]

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭