The Tiny Terror of Stilwater

RP blog for the smallest possible Boss run by catisacat I'm down for any time period, SR1 through SR4 and beyond. Click those three bar things on the top left for links to detailed information and junk.

[bossliesel]

"You know, you're gonna hurt yourself doing that."

"Nah, I’m fine. I’ve gotta find my damn key. Shaundi told everyone to not let me back in the ship if I lose it again. I don’t want to sleep in the entryway. Again."

She currently had her hand crammed into the inner workings of her motorcycle. There really wasn’t any logic behind her key being in there but she was out of ideas and it had last been in in her pocket while she was riding it.

She was feeling increasingly stupid as the stranger watched her futile and hand endangering search.

[thefreshprinceofstilwater-b-blog]

He shrugs, very theatrically. “Dunno. Beats the hell outta helping old ladies hobble ‘cross the street.” Liesel’s anger doesn’t seem to phase him, he did his good deed for the day, after all. 

"Now," he folds his arms, looking at her like a disappointing father- but still absolutely full of shit, "you got your key back. Ain’t you got, I’unno, homework or something to do? Or places to be or something?"

[bossliesel]

Liesel stopped waving the key around, tucking it into a more secure pocket inside her jacket, "I'm 25, I don't have to go to school anymore."

Frankly, she had never had any formal schooling, but she wasn't about to tell him that.

She crossed her arms to match Mickey's stance, "And my only instructions for the day were from Kinzie to not be underfoot. So I'm free to do whatever I want."

[ch3rry80m8]

"Yeah but I’m no way faster than one of their Specialists…"

She stopped to look at them too.

"We can stay closer too, so we make sure the seagull is fine after the mayhem" after saying that she had a bite of whatever was on her tray "… It’s like deep fried, badly made tempura… I don’t hate it"

[bossliesel]

Liesel mumbled something very quietly, near impossible to hear, about being even easier on the specialists before cutting herself off.

Changing to the current subject with a smile, "I'll grab one real quick then, you're gonna wanna hold unto that food tight. It'll be like a stampede."

She quickly tossed the sad remains of her hot dog buns into the trash and darted off. She caught the Seagull easily, a particularly chubby and slow one.

However, she paused with the struggling bird in her hands. Her brain catching up to her movements she could have sworn she saw someone in a familiar black-and-yellow uniform. She looked around and didn't see anyone but cautiously lurked back to Arielle with the bird in her little claws.

[bossliesel]

"You know, you're gonna hurt yourself doing that."

"Nah, I’m fine. I’ve gotta find my damn key. Shaundi told everyone to not let me back in the ship if I lose it again. I don’t want to sleep in the entryway. Again."

She currently had her hand crammed into the inner workings of her motorcycle. There really wasn’t any logic behind her key being in there but she was out of ideas and it had last been in in her pocket while she was riding it.

She was feeling increasingly stupid as the stranger watched her futile and hand endangering search.

[thefreshprinceofstilwater-b-blog]

He tosses the key in the air, catches, it, and repeats that motion a few time. “So… What, you’ll cry at me? Please don’t, I can’t handle when people cry. Just cuts right through me, y’know?” The key lands in his hand once more, then he looks at it, and makes a sound of slight disgust.

"Takin’ the piss." Mickey tosses the key towards Liesel. "I don’t need it, the doors on that ship are cocked up beyond belief anyway. Learn to pick locks, luv, it’ll save you time keepin’ track-a your keys. Or invest in a key ring."

[bossliesel]

Her face was about as angry as could be and being tossed the key didn't diffuse it this time. Yeah she could get into the ship now but NOW she was full of rage.

She had caught the key easily but immediately started brandishing it like a weapon, "Why are you such a jerk?!"

[ch3rry80m8]

Arielle was carrying a little tray of… Whatever, it was fried until unrecognizable.

"I didn’t have any mercy for the ones that tried to kill me first… I only made ONE exception for that" her eyes quickly shifted to the side the earpiece was and smirked for a few seconds.

"Exactly… Hey, you say we can grab a birdl?… So we can throw it to those teenagers…"

[bossliesel]

Liesel had a hot dog in each hand. Not pretending she cared to eat anything that wasn't meat, she was leaving the soggy buns alone and just eating the dog itself.

She shrugged though, "Eh. I can take a bullet. Plus, nothing's scarier than shooting someone and having them still come after you. I'm pretty damn fast too."

She looked the evil little seagulls waddling about with a dark smile, "I could catch one easy, but you need to be ready to open the door for me to toss it in there. Don't wanna hold it too long, might hurt its wings."

[bossliesel]

"You know, you're gonna hurt yourself doing that."

"Nah, I’m fine. I’ve gotta find my damn key. Shaundi told everyone to not let me back in the ship if I lose it again. I don’t want to sleep in the entryway. Again."

She currently had her hand crammed into the inner workings of her motorcycle. There really wasn’t any logic behind her key being in there but she was out of ideas and it had last been in in her pocket while she was riding it.

She was feeling increasingly stupid as the stranger watched her futile and hand endangering search.

[thefreshprinceofstilwater-b-blog]

When the bike falls, he immediately starts laughing. “I hardly see how that’s the bike’s fault! Someone started groping me, I’d probably bite back, too.”

Crouching down to meet the girl on the ground, Mickey was still grinning like an asshole. One of his hands rummages through the pocket of his jacket, and retrieves the lost key. “It fell out of your pocket, about two blocks back.” He holds it out for her, then pauses, retracts his hand, and stands back up. “Just thought I’d let you know. Finders keepers, and all that. Cheers!”

[bossliesel]

She was getting increasingly irritated as he talked but knew she'd put herself at a massive combat disadvantage by sitting on the ground so there was really fuck all she could do about it.

Her eyes narrowed as his got down more on her level but it all dissipated the second he pulled the key out of his pocket. She smiled and reached for it, which quickly turned to confusion as he pulled it away.

She was up on her feet in a heartbeat, standing as tall as possible, "And I'll fucking show you losers, weepers if you don't give me that key right now!"

[ch3rry80m8]

"The day calls for the most unhealthy and fried food we can find" she said after shoo-ing a seagull that was getting uncomfortably close to her.

She laughed at the idea of scaring teenagers.

"Sounds like a plan to me… Pretty reminiscent of when I used to throw pebbles at the Deckers back in Steelport"

Arielle laughed at the protest sounds she heard at the other side of the line.

"But if they are REALLY REAAAALLY well hidden, we avoid those, at least they had the decency"

[bossliesel]

Liesel cautiously eyed the seagull as they went around the pier, picking out their favorites until they could carry no more.

Liesel had already long forgotten that Matt was listening in, "I always tried to scare them. I never really wanted to kill any teenagers so I just tried to put the fear of a merciless god in them, get them to run back to England with their proverbial tails between their legs."

She nodded about Arielle's point though, "Yeah, the ones who make out in the secluded corners are fine, I'm talking about the little Steves and Sallies that think front row seats at the place to go at it."

[bossliesel]

"You know, you're gonna hurt yourself doing that."

"Nah, I’m fine. I’ve gotta find my damn key. Shaundi told everyone to not let me back in the ship if I lose it again. I don’t want to sleep in the entryway. Again."

She currently had her hand crammed into the inner workings of her motorcycle. There really wasn’t any logic behind her key being in there but she was out of ideas and it had last been in in her pocket while she was riding it.

She was feeling increasingly stupid as the stranger watched her futile and hand endangering search.

[thefreshprinceofstilwater-b-blog]

"Aaaand you store your keys _inside_ your bike? That’s…" He thins his lips, stifling a laugh. "You really got no other idea where it could be? Didn’t fall out somewhere? Someone nick it off ya on the sidewalk?" 

He looks down at the significantly shorter person, his smirk filled with more shit than Steelport tap water.

[bossliesel]

"No it was in my pocket but I just... I don't know! It was in my pocket, I was on my bike. Now it's not in my pocket, so I'm checking in the b- OW!" her rambling, completely ridiculous explanation was cut short as her ripped her pinched hand out of the bike's interior.

She kicked the bike over and whumped down on the ground like a child getting ready to throw the tantrum of a lifetime. She sat there for a second before looking up and realizing Mickey was smirking at her.

Her answer to that was as elegant as poetry, "Shut up, ass."

[bossliesel]

"You know, you're gonna hurt yourself doing that."

"Nah, I'm fine. I've gotta find my damn key. Shaundi told everyone to not let me back in the ship if I lose it again. I don't want to sleep in the entryway. Again."

She currently had her hand crammed into the inner workings of her motorcycle. There really wasn't any logic behind her key being in there but she was out of ideas and it had last been in in her pocket while she was riding it.

She was feeling increasingly stupid as the stranger watched her futile and hand endangering search.

[bossliesel]

[[ I know there's a post that circulates with this somewhere but I'm fine with anyone just approaching me with random RPs at any time, even if we haven't RPed before. c: ]]

[bossliesel]

Random rp Starters

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you think you're doing?"

"Hey, are you okay there?"

"Hey! Coming through!"

"Help me!"

"Hey! I haven't seen you since- Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else."

"Could you help me with something quick? It won't take long, I promise."

"You know, maybe this is none of my business, but that gash looks pretty nasty."

"What are you in here for?"

"Stop! Don't drink that!"

"You're not from here, are you?"

"Do you like pretzels? 'Cause I don't want these."

"Don't you dare throw up on me."

"Ouch! Hey! Be more careful!"

"You know, you're gonna hurt yourself doing that."

"Hasn't your mother ever told you not to scratch?"

"Do you need a drive home? I think you've had a few too many."

"What is this? Why are you giving me this?"

"Get down!"

"Owowowowowwww! My foot! What do you have in there, bricks!?"

"What are you doing out here all alone?"

"Is that what I think it is? Oh my gosh, I love those!"

"Could you spare a minute?"

"Ew, are you going to eat that? It was sitting on the ground."

"Gosh, you okay? I saw you fall, and it looked painful."

[ch3rry80m8]

Immediately she hold on Liesel with a stronger hold than she had anticipated, pressing the small girl’s body against hers, she wasn’t really used to be the second person on a bike.

Even if the speed wasn’t the best to stop and admire the scenery, the few things she saw brought back memories, and to think she was so scared when she first arrived to Stilwater.

The first thing she did as soon as they got off the bike was to focus her attention on every small detail, even locking eyes with a few seagulls.

[bossliesel]

They undoubtedly looked a bit comical riding together, given their considerable height difference. Liesel didn't mind though, she's always enjoyed having someone ride with her. Even though half her crew just awkwardly hangs unto the bike instead of her. Never got why.

She just sort of left her bike on the sidewalk, knowing no one would dare touch it. She swung her leg over and looked at Arielle examining the pier, daring to make eye contact with the seagulls whose beady little eyes blinked evilly in return.

The pier had a variety of junk food stands lying around, "Pick your poison, personally I could go for junk about anything right now. We can walk the board walk a little then, maybe go to the observatory and spook the teenagers making out in there."

[sara-the-boldsoul-deactivated20]

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[ch3rry80m8]

She walked around the motorcycle, admiring it.

"Sounds good to me, we could feed the seagulls some bread with laxative" she let out an exaggerated evil laugh. "Okay, no, that can be considered animal abuse, but we could grab something to eat and then continue with the tour"

After saying that she got on the bike too, holding Liesel’s waist.

"Don’t mind the speed, but try to not get us killed"

[bossliesel]

"Yeah, we'll leave the seagulls to their tourists. They'll crap on them sure enough anyways, They're tempting fate. It'll make a nice show." 

"And don't worry, Lin taught me to ride. I don't crash. Much. Hold on tight just in case though."

With that she took off like a bolt, ignoring every single traffic law but also not hitting anything so it evens out. After a short while they skidded into the pier area. Predictably it was a little touristy but not too crowded.

[ch3rry80m8]

Arielle took a moment to get used to the different lightning and environment, it was hard for her to get used to quickly to a different place, traveling in the traditional way was fine, but jumping from rifts was too fast for her to process.

She turned her head to Liesel and smirked when she saw the motorcycle.

"No, I love them"

She jumped slightly when she heard Matt’s voice again 'I'm going to try to get in contact with Liesel's Kinzie, just in case'

"Okay, do whatever you need to, mon amour" she coughed immediately after saying that and turned her attention back to Liesel. "So the tour officially starts now"

[bossliesel]

Liesel started rolling it out proudly, she hadn't seen this thing since she left Stilwater. She'd even convinced Kinzie to make it purple instead of yellow. Nice.

She looked up sharply at the words 'mon amour', even if she wasn't fairly fluent in French everyone knows that word. And she was clearly talking into her headset.

She put her head back down to hide her disappointment. She didn't know her well yet but polyamory isn't common, she felt like she should keep her expectations low.

She crammed it down quickly, swinging a leg over the bike, "I was thinking we could start with the pier, nice view, trash food, tourists who foolishly fed the seagulls being attacked by seagulls."

[ch3rry80m8]

Arielle took a glance at the rift and nodded.

"My Matthew is going to be watching over us to make sure everything is safe, if you are okay with that" she said and pointed at a bluetooth earpiece she had on.

"We are ready to go, tell me when can we enter" she used a firm tone and looked to the side when she heard Matt’s voice replying that everything looked normal and it was okay to enter the rift.

Arielle held her hand out, expecting Liesel to hold it.

"Let’s go" she said with a smile, before pulling the other girl into the rift with her, and suddenly appearing on the streets of Stilwater.

[bossliesel]

She did feel better knowing someone tech proficient was watching this. Her Kinzie had offered but she was nervous and tried to not let her own crew see her social failures.

She, perhaps a bit overeagerly, grabbed Arielle's hand and followed her through. She admittedly kept her eyes closed through the experience, didn't like the bright flashing lights that often accompany this.

Upon opening them she saw Kinzie had successfully done what was asked of her and there were outside Liesel's smallest apartment. When Arielle let go of her hand she happily opened the garage to acquire one of her favorite trophies: Shogo Akuji's motorcycle.

She paused first, looking back, "You don't mind motorcycles do you?"

[ch3rry80m8]

Arielle talked to her Kinzie, telling her about what happened and if she could contact Liesel’s Kinzie to help her. After a long rant in which the smaller redhead basically yelled that 'She's Kinzie she doesn't needs my help!' Arielle just left and made the last arrangements with Liesel via text message.

She approached Liesel and leaned to kiss her cheek as a greeting “Are you ready for the trip?”

[bossliesel]

Liesel let out a weird, strangled noise of surprise at that, really not expecting a kiss right off the bat. She froze for half a second before regaining her composure and nodding, incredibly glad she was incapable of blushing.

She looked at the rift uncertainly, waiting for Arielle to make the first move about it. Her relationship to technology was about as good as the terrified townspeople of Salem was to the "witches" they burned. She didn't want to touch it first, she was certain she'd fuck it up somehow.

[ch3rry80m8]

Arielle laughed “Yes I would prefer to avoid that, I’m still a fragile human after all”

She saved Liesel’s number on her contacts and when she looked up the girl had already disappeared.

"Wait! We just had a date and you leave without even a kiss?" She yelled on Liesel’s general direction, before laughing and shaking her head. Arielle could understand Liesel’s excitement.

[bossliesel]

Liesel was already long gone by the time Arielle said that, much to her own misfortune. She was so concerned with zipping off to think of ways to make their next meet up turn into a date she hadn't realized Arielle considered this as one.

It took her no time to convince Kinzie to help her with setting up a rift to a simulated Stilwater. Mostly by insinuating if Kinzie wasn't able to, surely Matt could.

Liesel showed up a little bit too early to meet up, she'd tried to straighten her hair but it was already back to wavy by the time Arielle arrived.