B.G. Bossman

Need a job? I'm your guy.

[bossman-posting]

Things are getting scarce out here, so I figured I'd take to social media to recruit new hirelings for the faction. Anyone free? We got a water cooler at the front desk, real fancy stuff. Trust me.

[pava-posting]

dave keeps overloading my cafeteria space with his croonies. send those hogs to the showers first! jeez louise!

[bossman-posting]

Tell me about it! I consider not even letting 'em in the building. I bet Dave would just fly them up to the roof entrance though. 😒

[bossman-posting]

@sweet-tony-posting

I got my eye on you, buster. You try to lay punches on Skinner and you'll be facing ME.

[sweet-tony-posting]

YEAH SURE CAUSE OLD GEEZERS LIKE YOU ARE REEEEAL SCARY

[bossman-posting]

Oh, I'll be real scary if you keep calling my friend a freak. You and that pompadour are just jealous of a real handsome fellow like him.

[sweet-tony-posting]

HONESTLY MAKES SENSE UR HIS PAL. LOSERS ALWAYS LIKE LOSERS… ANYWAY HOWS THE PAY AT THAT CUSHY COMPOUND YOU STAY AT? CONSIDERING YOU JUST SIT ON UR ASS ALL DAY WHILE THE REAL MEN R OUT KILLING, IT CANT BE MUCH.

[bossman-posting]

Oh, I get paid a lot! And I pay bills around here now. It's a GREAT job, way better than being used as cannon fodder. But hey, if you like that then I'm happy for you.

[sweet-tony-posting]

CANNON FODDER? ME???? FUCKER. UR LUCKY UR “FRIEND” OFFERED TO TAKE ME OUT B4 THIS CONVO BC ID HAVE KILLED U 4 THIS

[bossman-posting]

Skinner offered to take you out? Oh, congratulations. I knew you'd figure yourself out eventually.

[bossman-posting]

@sweet-tony-posting

I got my eye on you, buster. You try to lay punches on Skinner and you'll be facing ME.

[sweet-tony-posting]

YEAH SURE CAUSE OLD GEEZERS LIKE YOU ARE REEEEAL SCARY

[bossman-posting]

Oh, I'll be real scary if you keep calling my friend a freak. You and that pompadour are just jealous of a real handsome fellow like him.

[sweet-tony-posting]

HONESTLY MAKES SENSE UR HIS PAL. LOSERS ALWAYS LIKE LOSERS… ANYWAY HOWS THE PAY AT THAT CUSHY COMPOUND YOU STAY AT? CONSIDERING YOU JUST SIT ON UR ASS ALL DAY WHILE THE REAL MEN R OUT KILLING, IT CANT BE MUCH.

[bossman-posting]

Oh, I get paid a lot! And I pay bills around here now. It's a GREAT job, way better than being used as cannon fodder. But hey, if you like that then I'm happy for you.

[bossman-posting]

@sweet-tony-posting

I got my eye on you, buster. You try to lay punches on Skinner and you'll be facing ME.

[sweet-tony-posting]

YEAH SURE CAUSE OLD GEEZERS LIKE YOU ARE REEEEAL SCARY

[bossman-posting]

Oh, I'll be real scary if you keep calling my friend a freak. You and that pompadour are just jealous of a real handsome fellow like him.

[bossman-posting]

@sweet-tony-posting

I got my eye on you, buster. You try to lay punches on Skinner and you'll be facing ME.

[pava-posting]

Bossman keeps sending me thing about serving stuff by "the splat". For your information I serve you hogs by the splurt.

[bossman-posting]

Tell that to my splats of guac right now.

[pava-posting]

More like your splurts of guac.

[skinner-posting]

MAY I ASK WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS 😅 I NEVER PARTICULARLY NOTICED.....

[bossman-posting]

HUGE difference, buddy. Trust me. It's all about the quantity and the velocity of the spoon hitting the dish.

[pava-posting]

Bossman keeps sending me thing about serving stuff by "the splat". For your information I serve you hogs by the splurt.

[bossman-posting]

Tell that to my splats of guac right now.

[pava-posting]

Rest of my coworkers have this thing. My kitchen is taking in orders from here for any interested vendees looking for the goods.

[bossman-posting]

@skinner-posting THERE HE IS! Finally tracked him down!

[bossman-posting]

hey whers dave rn. asking for no reeson.

[@q-bert-posting]

Hmm. Up on the roof, I think. Why?

[q-bert-posting]

awsome if u hear screaming no u didnt

[bossman-posting]

Hey man, you got it. Not any of my business.

[bossman-posting]

hey whers dave rn. asking for no reeson.

[@q-bert-posting]

Hmm. Up on the roof, I think. Why?

[skinner-posting]

WHILE SEARCHING FOR A WEDNESDAY MORNING "GIF" TO E-MAIL TO MY FRIENDS I FOUND OUT THAT TODAY IS "BOSS DAY" A HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE BOSSES 😁 SO I WILL CELEBRATE MY DEAR FRIEND BOSSMAN @bossman-posting HE WORKS VERY HARD ❤️‍🩹

[bossman-posting]

Aw, Skinner! Thanks, buddy! You didn't have to! 🩶

Really, there's so much confetti in my office. I'm gonna need a broom.

[skinner-posting]

WE LOVE YOU SKINNER!!!!!! KISSES FOR U!!!

-Skinner Club Fans

THERE'S A FAN CLUB FOR ME? THAT'S LOVELY. 😊❤️‍🩹🩺 THANK YOU FOR THE KISSES

[bossman-posting]

Yeah, and I'm a member too!

[bossman-posting]

haiii!!!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁i graduated from college few months ago and i have a degree in chemical engineering 😁😁😁😁😁😊😊😊😊😊😊i can show you my awesome resume 😁😁😁😁😁

[ @happy-hank-posting ]

Sure thing, just fax it on over! Love the enthusiasm.

[happy-hank-posting]

here's my resume 😁😁😁😁

[skinner-posting]

WHAT AN EXCELLENT RESUME 😌 BOSSMAN CAN THEY BE MY NEW ASSISTANT I NEED A BIT OF HELP IN MY MEDBAY WITH THE CLONE VATS.

[bossman-posting]

Looks.....good enough. Eh, why not. It'll be like having two of you around.

Welcome aboard, Happy Hank!

[bossman-posting]

haiii!!!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁i graduated from college few months ago and i have a degree in chemical engineering 😁😁😁😁😁😊😊😊😊😊😊i can show you my awesome resume 😁😁😁😁😁

[ @happy-hank-posting ]

Sure thing, just fax it on over! Love the enthusiasm.

[bossman-posting]

Giving you heads up that there should be a shipment arriving now, unless the delivery driver's off getting lunch again

It's for the guys in the control room. Remember the new servers we were talking about setting up? Get them to get it in order

//@2bposting

Already got the boys carrying it in! I'll say, these boxes are pretty damn heavy. What's in those things, bricks? I'm not as spry as I used to be, you know!

[bossman-posting]

im really good at folding paper can i have a job

With all the damaged/crumpled documents our guys bring back from missions, we actually need someone to un-fold paper. Make it nice and flat again, no creases and all that. Let me know if that's in your skillset too, and I'll put in a good word for you.