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Spooky season is closer than you think.

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

arteei

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

the-quasar-hero

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

laurens-german

Stephen Kalyn and Khobe Clarke as Dean Di Laurentis and Beau Maxwell in OFF CAMPUS (2026—)

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rereading the mortal instruments and i find it hilarious that jace tried to bait lilith into a one vs one battle by being like “oh you’re the best and the most powerful huh?? prove it” to which she replies “lol that won’t work cuz i dont have a fragile masculine ego”

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

xanaxfarts

rewards member......................... loyalty program........................ point system................. cash back.................. subscription perks....................... download app............................. scan qr code.............................

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

the-big-mood

"You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"

Me:

invizigothx

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

invizigothx

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

animatedamerican

how could i ever leave tumblr

bluering8

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.