THE ONLY TIME I'LL OPEN UP IS WHEN I'M FIRING

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[nevver]

Lost horizon, Diana Simard

[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[aropride]

TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL

[feldfrog]

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[seasonofhorror]

JENNIFER'S BODY

2009, dir. Karyn Kusama

[catboybiologist]

Happy pride

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[boticellispenis]

in high school i was DESPERATE to leave my hometown and never come back, both because my home life was a horror movie and because i was naïve enough to think i'd be a happier, steadier person if i left. last night i cried out of horror at the idea of leaving this place and gratitude that i didn't get what i wanted. since high school, this town has gotten uglier and full of uglier people (the selfish, stupid, upper-middle class and rich gentrifiers from elsewhere) and i'd still rather die than leave. i love my high school friends and our weekly routines and the trust and complexity we've built and ability to fix problems like adults and our long-term plans for the future and my falling-apart home and my mother and my animals and my whole deeply rooted life. i could not be this person elsewhere because my identity is entirely made of my loved ones and my sense of place. i am so grateful that i didn't get out.

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[lapetitsyrene]

I should be allowed into every museum's archives actually

[ndnbutch]

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[lunnefisk]

brave and loyal knight want a treat

[lunnefisk]

brave and loyal knight want a fucking break from it all

[sliversoakley4]