Joke Palace

Loren. 28. Agender. On e.

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"

[swallowedgirl]

Anna Haifisch

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[memorycycle]

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

[rosetower]

this post always makes me so emo... here's me next to my ceiling fan that i turned off for the first time in months to draw

[memorycycle]

stop reblogging this post without the art this is the only version that exists now

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consentual non-consent."

-PUPPYGIRL JUDGE HOLDEN

[toskarin]

[bramblesqrl]

There are way too many people crawling out of the woodwork to do the world’s most evil “but actually” to explain why it’s technically okay to commit murder if the person is really fat. I’m very disappointed in humans right now.

At this point I’m just going to start blocking people who want to argue that it’s okay to kill fat people via intentional neglect because the medical system has no choice when they get “too fat”. You either have no imagination or have lost your humanity. Either way you’re exhausting to deal with.

[magicfatman1]

just to be clear the idea that this is acceptable because its his "fault" is fucking abhorrent. someone in a fucking CARE facility deserves to be CARED for regardless of the fucking reason that their there.

What next dont care for people who attempted suicide or lost limbs because of a hobby/job etc where that was a risk.

They knew what they were risking right ??

Tldr if you think this is okay you genuinely need to reavalute your morals because you may be evil.

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[cutecipher]

[enki2]

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[castlevaniadlc]

19-Year-Old Transgender University of Washington Student Fatally Stabbed

The suspect remains at large.

i'm not really seeing anyone on here talking about it unfortunately, but a 19 year old trans woman was recently (may 10th 2026) stabbed to death in seattle. she has not been publicly identified by name yet.

please read the article: anyone with information should call 206-233-5000 & you can tip anonymously.

she was just doing her laundry.

[mangonetics]

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.