Joke Palace

Loren. 28. Agender. On e.

[aeroplanestouchthesky]

you cannot out-eat a train because it's always choo-chooing

[aeroplanestouchthesky]

You cannot out-drink a train because it's always chugga-chugging

[aeroplanestouchthesky]

And you cannot out-fuck a train because it's always railing

[un-monstre]

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

[aphractal2]

my cat passed away this year.

i looked down today and realized the scar he gave me (from slipping off my lap) hasn’t faded yet and i hope it never does.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

some new memes Ive created, just for you

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[youneedone2]

Wild Turkey fight by Ken Phenicie Jr

[communistkenobi]

I feel a perpetual deep-seated alienation from most people in academia because everyone behaves like cops and hall monitors, and then I log onto tumblr to see the exact people who do the alienating posting about how emotionally difficult it is for them to report students for (possibly) using AI to write an assignment  

[communistkenobi]

wishing hell was real so people like this could be sent there

[headbenzhawk]

[dogpuppy]

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

[comfybutter]

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

[maidthings]

can you put that on a coaster

[comfybutter]

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

[maidthings]

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

[comfybutter]

But both Mommy and my little condensation slut gave our condensent so like I feel like I shouldn't have to ask for yours... I guess I could get like a new table or whatever but it's just not the same if it isn't mahogany.

[maidthings]

okay red what the fuck do you mean "condesent"

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR