Will play in traffic for money

Requires: lots of sleep, food and constant reasurance that you still appreciate them. Please handle gently. Pronouns: They/Them. 23 y/o Canadian mess.

[tlirsgender]

Boot lickers will listen to punk music and "agree" with it bc they don't know they're being made fun of

[tlirsgender]

Like......... Sir you're part of the machine that's being raged against you are aware of this yes?

[king-fatal-deactivated20200203]

If you catch a republican listening to greenday you get to steal their kneecaps.

[thebootydiaries]

Date: hey let's slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at 1/4 speed

[weirdmageddon]

cats can have the WHOLE cheese puff. as a snack

[weirdmageddon]

headphones recommended for Maximum Crunch

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[plounce]

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

[time-cop]

Skull Trumpet Remake (2018) Original  “Skull Trumpet” (circa 1995)

Provenance under debate

[mysharona1987]

[uncommon-etc]

As a Scottish person living in England I feel this on a personal level, when people say shit like “well it’s not the genuine asylum seekers I’m bothered by, it’s the people who just move here to get a better job and take advantage of our welfare system” and I’m like “Mate, I literally moved 500 miles south to a different country just to get a better job and better weather, if you’re going to hate on anyone for that hate on me.” 

Then they try to back-track and say things like “Well you already speak perfect English so it’s fine” and I’m like “My grandma didn’t speak very good English when my grandparents settled in the UK from Finland, what are you trying to say?” 

And they’re like “Well I’m sure you’re grandparents had useful jobs and weren’t just sponging off the system.” like… nah, my grandma mended clothes and my grandad sold garden sheds, they weren’t exactly brain surgeons 

“But they…” just admit it, it’s not white immigrants that bother you, I doubt Americans go on marches protesting the Canadian undergrad students who overstay their visas or all the germans and scandinavians who just rocked up in the Midwest one day and decided to call it their own.

This was how I finally started to understand white privilege. 

[belloochie]

[writing-and-nutmeg]

[blujayonthewing]

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

[synx]

[sightofsea]

oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I'm too drunk for words. hold on I'm gonna paint it.

[sightofsea]

this. this is it.

[blackqueerblog]

So many arrested because people are OPENING THE DOORS and trying to play Sensible Citizens with these MAGA Gestapo Agents.

[clickholeofficial]

[strikelikeahawk]

This is not me, but I’m absolutely willing (my wife is too) for me to help if you need me. 

[no-borders-no-nations]

[silvaurum]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]