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you ever just like “wow that’s my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?”

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

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An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

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The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

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(white) people on my aou post: aou isn’t that bad, what about ragnarok???

me: i don’t? understand? what the fuck? you mean?

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oh we’re still doing this “ragnarok made thor and loki look stupid” thing

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things ragnarok did:

- reinvent thor as being a more relatable and fun character with a far more extensive power set as well as making him the star of his own goddamn movie for once without worry about some other character overshadowing him and established that his arcs from the first two movies were realized in the form of him assuming control of his powers on odin’s level – asserting his ultimate worthiness

- introduce valkyrie

- give heimdall more than two minutes of screentime

- destroy asgard

- reintroduce hulk with the ability to speak and show emotion beyond smashing things

- fuck colonialist lives! korg is skinny!

- contain good and funny jokes

- was directed by the mcu’s first director of color

- fix loki’s sad broody boy problem

- make fun of thor: the dark world

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ragnarok is one of the best marvel movies for the “prisoners with jobs” joke alone, fuck y’all, unclench

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im sorry but this has me cACKLING

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Tom Holland for GQ Style || F/W 2019 photographed by Fanny Latour-Lambert.

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can we please bring back the hannibal fandom. i miss seeing lists of reasons why hannigram was toxic and the fact that one of the involved parties ate other people never made the top five

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haha wow i’m really exhausted for someone who only ever does the bare minimum requirements of getting by

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Jfc 😂 (tweet)

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things i always keep in my backpack:

the bible (king james edition)

a copy of the U.S. consitution

a copy of my school’s current rulebook

i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’

also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.

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today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.