FAIRIES PLAY HERE. ᵃᵖ

written by irma. temp dash only.

[boundaryborn]

♥ 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓫𝒆 𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂…... ( emperorled )

              ❛  You know, I was taught NOT to talk to strangers who seem like they may be likely to kill me on the streets.”  Spirited isn’t the word he’d use for this one.  //  @boundaryborn.

           “Likely ta kill ya? Who? Me? Come on now, why would I ever do somethin’ like that? What a silly idea.”

[kynareth]

[rpforthesoul]

Rooster Teeth Starters Pt. 1

“ Life’s not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman. ” “ Oh dog dog dog dog dog. There’s a dog next to you. Please pet ot. It needs to be pet. ” “ Where am I? What way up am I? ” “ I don’t hate kids, I’m inconvenienced by them. ” “ Brunch is how I learned to be a classy alcoholic. ” “ I love hating people. ” “ Tears make great lube. ” “ Everybody was gay in the 90s. ” “ You sucked my nipples! ” “ On a scale of one to fucked up, guess where I am right now. ” “ The ocean has no corners. ” “ We are not moving on until I know what a blue waffle is. ” “ I need to lay down and die now. ” “ That was traumatic. ” “ I cam here to tell clean, wholesome, family jokes, and you make me show my balls/tittys! ” “ There’s nothing more relaxing than a coma. ” “ Thanks or being the closest thing I have to friends. ” “ Cool is an emotion. ” “ I guess I’m a dumb bitch. ” “ Gravity is bullshit. ” “ I hate everyone equally. ” “ People aren’t cats. ” “ I have never stuck a finger in my asshole in a sexy way and sent it to a partner because they asked me to do it. ” “ From sucking dicks to eating cake. I love it! ” “ Considering this may be my last testament, tell everyone I know to go fuck themselves. ” “ I’m only gay in my car. ” “ They died being killed. ” “ Call me the Titanic, because I’m sinking about you. ” “ I’m sucking that big dick in the sky right now. ” “ Virginity is like your GPA when you’re an adult. No one fucking cares. ” “ Tired. Sleepy. Need money. ” “ Get fucked, me. ” “ I’m a lovely delicate flower, and also just fuck me hard. ” “ I thought the moon was a mile away in sixth grade. ” “ All the pretty things are broken. ” “ You were born to be THAT guy. ” “ France is in Italy, right? ” “ How up is space? ” “ Shiver me titties. ” “ I have the reflexes of a potato. ” “ I BLEACHED MY BUTTHOLE FOR YOU. ” “ Cockadoodle bitch biscuit. ” “ Is my finger suposed to bend this way? ” “ You don’t get warmer than hell. ” “ You look like you fingered Elmo. ” “ Look at all those wack-ass trees! ” “ I wish you were naked. ” “ Are you havin’ my ass? ” “ You can’t out-think someone who doesn’t think. ” “ You’ve gotta fuck things sometimes! ” “ I get turned on by people who can beat the shit out of me. ” “ I was just thinking about horse dick. ” “ Ding Dong, asshole! ” “ With great power comes, uh, you fuck shit up a lot. ” “ You can be beautiful on the inside and outside, you piece of shit. ” “ I am concerned about everything. ” “ Good lord on a bike. ” “ Time to make like a tree and branch. ” “ Here’s a fun fact about [[name]]. They’re dying from the inside out. ” “ I don’t trust the sun anymore. ” “ I didn’t think that Uno without dicks could be fun. ” “ First one to pass out is a bitch. ” “ Y'all are supposed to shut the fuck up. ” “ I’m going to mars out of SPITE motherfucker. ” “ I’m made of bad ideas. ” “ I don’t believe in numbers because I think they’re stupid. ” “ I agreed to a scary game, not a dildo in my mouth. ”

[boundaryborn]

♥ 𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓳𝓸𝔂 ( incubabe )

  She was painfully unfond of the casual usage of ‘human,’ as though they both hardly counted towards their number. While Riley could accede the point that she wasn’t, letter of the law, human, she was pretty confident that there were many more not-entirely-human people out there who would disagree with the assumption.

  “I’d think that someone who lives in a tree would be perfectly aware of how a tiny lil’ fire can very quickly become not-so-tiny.”

          “Aww come on don’t be like that. ‘sides there’s a HUGE difference between a forest fire ‘nd a fire in a town. I mean like, with a office buildin’ firefighters are like, right there. They got this sort of shit down on lock.” It was completely flawless logic as far as the fae was concerned anyway. 

[boundaryborn]

“you say that like you think it’s going to end soon.” (IDK whatever scenario u can think of XD)

UNO THE MOVIE SENTENCE STARTERS.

          “Are ya tryin’ to say it ISN’T gonna end soon? How many more rounds of this are ya expectin’ me to sit through?” She had agreed to play a game with the other yes, but she hadn’t expected it to be whatever this was. What had she called it? Fidchell? The entire thing was a confusing mess to the fae regardless. 

          “Can’t we play somethin’ more FUN? Like... I don’t know... literally ANYTHIN’ else?” 

[boundaryborn]

“aw, i was gonna play Age of Mythology tonight…”

UNO THE MOVIE SENTENCE STARTERS. 

         “Play some what? Is that like a Dungeons ‘nd Dragons knock-off or somethin’? Wow okay so on top of bein’ old as dirt yer also a huge nerd?” What a loser. “Somehow I’m not that surprised...” 

[boundaryborn]

♥𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓽𝒆𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 ( ethermasked )

      silence . the masked individual only approached out of sheer curiosity of the deeds done by the other , holding zero intentions of stirring a ruckus … as of now at least . she sat in awe as the stranger began to decorate the wall . next course of action : to join them . emerald hues searched for the extra spray cans, hands took grasp, shaking the item, and she began to paint the wall with own colors —– not too far yet not too close to the female.

         “Join in it is, cool.” Still, an odd one weren't they? People who wore masks never did so without reason after all. Could she be a criminal? Some sort of vigilante hero? Regardless, as long as they weren’t bothering her the fae could hardly care. Instead, she got back to work on her side of the wall, making flowers and hearts spring to life with the sort of skill only possible from someone who clearly had practice in doing this sort of thing before. The silence only lasted a few minutes before the fae spoke up again, a bright smile offered up towards the stranger beside her,

         “Yer not the talkative type are ya? I mean that’s chill ‘nd all, gives ya this super cool mysterious vibe.” 

[boundaryborn]

           “Aw come on, a lil' CHAOS never hurt anyone.” 

@icarussolved​

[ninadobrevdaily]

[trickstershot]

UNO THE MOVIE SENTENCE STARTERS (pronouns and gendered language can of course be modified to your needs!)

“we’ve made an unwinnable game.” “augh, shit! augh, dammit! augh, crap!” “you say that like you think it’s going to end soon.” “hahaha, i’m so screwed…” “you know what, (name)? here you go. on the house.” “i coulda done something worse but i decided not to.” “this is gonna be temporarily scary, but it might work out.” “are you gonna win?” “what does he have, gentlemen? i have no fucking clue.” “honestly i don’t give a shit if he has it or not, i just want to point more fingers.” “that’s filth. that’s real dirty.” “oh, i got an achievement!” “yeah, this is rough… this is a rough one.” “that’s sweet, man. you’re a real champ!” “other people wanna play, too!” “other people wanna play, too! like (name).” “editor, make sure you fade in that soft jazz right about now.” “you’re not doing anybody any favours, here.” “i wonder what the longest game of uno ever played is. i wonder if we could enter the guinness world records.” “i wonder if we could enter the guinness world records.” “gimme those back!” “nope, don’t wanna deploy that…” “that’s alright. i’ll just sit on my hoard, like a dragon.” “uh, while i appreciate the sentiment, (name)… no good deed goes unpunished.” “you feel like hurtin’? cause i can hurt.” “you’re hoarding ___! there’s like a thousand of them!” “should we pause this and pick it up tomorrow?” “stop what you’re doin’, cause i’m about to ruin your night.” “i’m trying to think but nothing’s happening.” “we should skype (name) in, so he can’t get away from the misery.” “i lick every one i pick up.” “aw, i was gonna play (video game) tonight…” “I JUST WANNA GO HOME.” “hang on, gotta text (name)… ‘i am trapped in uno. it’ll be a while.’” “what a dumb reason to be stuck at work!” “when i was about twelve, i didn’t think i’d be doing this when i was (age).” “everybody wants to leave, but nobody wants to lose!” “…let’s stop.”

[boundaryborn]

♥𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵 ( conqucror )

     “Then who it was? Uh? Do you think this is just any trinket? It held sentimental value, now it’s all broken and you are not even willing to apologize to this King.”

         “I told ya! A cat or a gust of wind or... uh...” She wasn’t going to lie herself out of this one was she? A sigh, “Look man it’s jus’ a vase how much actual sentimental value could it have POSSIBLY had? Just like, replace it ‘nd move on.” 

[boundaryborn]

♥ 𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵 ( conqucror )

         “Can’t really believe you would take a King for a fool, I know perfectly of the state of things in here when I am not home.” Shame on you, you have been busted.

           “Okay, sure. But that doesn’t mean I was the one who BROKE it? It was probably the wind or a cat or... somethin'...” or something indeed. 

[boundaryborn]

♥𝓝𝓲𝒆𝓿𝒆 ( blancowls )

“Fun? Y-You th-think that’s f-fun?” He didn’t care about the stinging in his eyes, he was more concerned about his leg, that he had to keep above the ground. Any weight on it and it would send waves of pain. “How is p-pushing me o-off a-a cliff fun? I a-almost died y-you know.” He didn’t like scolding; but usually her pranks involved salt in his coffee. Attempted murder was too far. “We’re you t-trying to k-kill m-me? D-Did I do s-something wrong?”

           “Look man, I FORGOT that people don’t normally have wings, it was an honest mistake, okay?” A huff, arm crossing as she awkwardly shifted her weight back and forth on the balls of her feet. Did she feel bad now? Yes. But more so the fairy just wasn’t the most fond of confrontation like this. “I wasn’t TRYIN’ to kill ya it was just... a mistake. Sorry.” 

           His scream when she pushed him off WAS pretty funny though. But best keep that thought to herself. 

           “But uh.. on the bright side yer NOT dead? So I mean what’s a few broken bones? Ya’ll heal in no time I’m sure!”   

[boundaryborn]

         “I’ll have ya know I did NOTHIN’ wrong. That vase was broken when I GOT here.”

 @conqucror​ /  ♥

[boundaryborn]

         “Has anybody ‘eva told ya that yer REALLY pretty? ‘cause like WOAH yer really, really, pretty. Like... WOW.”

 @despairbled​ /  ♥

[boundaryborn]

ayyyy banter call!

[boundaryborn]

            “Look man, I’m jus’ here to spray paint this wall. I don’t want any trouble. I mean, if you want in that’s cool too, I brought extra spray cans.”

@ethermasked​ /  ♥