The terror that stalks the French night

[funny-tik-toks]

[sweet-sunsetter]

ok now which animal is Your Brand 🎤

puppie

bear

cat

bunnie

raccoon

froggie

diff animal that i will put in tags :]

none ??? i’m not an animal tf // results :3 (yes u are hate to break it to u)

Voting ended onMay 14, 2023

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[sandycohen420]

it’s easter

[donwestmoved-deactivated2020042]

Batman (1989) dir. Tim Burton

[theroseandthebeast]

#i’m so much looking forward to this chaotic sort of energy coming back to batman with pattinson #the ‘genuinely not sure if he’s joking or not’ bruce wayne energy #like is he gotham’s biggest himbo? is he making a self-aware joke as a social ice-breaker as a kindness to vicky vale? #has he actually never noticed this room in his own house before? #surprise HE’S PLAYING ALL THREE #the twitchy dead-eyed yet gentle friendly raccoon bruce wayne persona that redefines ‘more money than sense’ #is my favourite public bruce persona #all this bruce does is give away his money and pop up at charity galas at which he gives away his money #smile benignly from time to time and tell non-sequitur stories (in good faith!) #and no one can quite tell if he’s got an extremely sophisticated and oblique dead-pan humour or if he’s just dumb as a rock #he once spent an entire fundraising dinner fascinated by a novelty ship in a bottle #and when asked about it he says he’s going to try one full life size bc people could just walk through the opening to make the ship in parts #and someone asks the hostess in genuine earnest ‘is wayne really going to do that??’ #and she’s like ‘I DON’T FCKING KNOW ANYMORE GENUINELY YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE’ #batman 1989 #keep gotham weird (harrietvane)

ITS WHAT WE DESERVE

[prokopetz]

I’ve said it before, but: the real reason Batman and the Joker are opposite numbers is because the Joker is desperate for people to recognise his comedic genius, while Bruce Wayne – both as a civilian and as Batman – lives and dies by the fact that you can never tell whether he’s yanking your chain.

[akhmenos]

This is also the best Bruce Wayne cause the man is deeply unhinged, and you can see it in his eyes. He is wonderfully and powerfully strange, and that’s what Bruce Wayne should be

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[lesbosexual-remaking]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[elliot-amy]

chaotic muppets interview

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

[beartnie]

Uncles babysitting and catching up

[hilplusterrorss]

[Images description: four traditional drawings of several Muppets characters: Bert and Ernie taking care of a young Elmo, and Kermit taking care of Robin the frog. In the first drawing, Bert and Ernie are out on the street with Elmo. Bernie is holding Elmo’s hands and looking down at him as Elmo points excitedly across the street at Kermit and Robin. Ernie sees them too, and smiles. In the second drawing, Bert, Ernie, and Kermit sit around a table in a house or apartment while Elmo and Robin play. Ernie and Kermit are talking, while Bert looks at Elmo with a fond smile as Elmo excitedly shows him a paper. In the third drawing, the five of them sit on a couch, Robin on Elmo’s head, while Kermit reads to the kids. Bert is leaning against the arm of the couch and has his head propped against his fist with his eyes closed. In the last drawing, Kermit is putting his jacket back on by the door, and Bert talks sternly to the other three with his arms crossed. Ernie is sitting on the floor, Elmo is on his shoulders, and Robin is on Elmo’s shoulders. The artist’s signature is in the bottom right corner of every drawing and reads, “@beartnie” in all capitals. /End description]

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[kingbuffy]

Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it’s pure gold.

[evanelleonyx]

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

[annabellioncourt]

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

[tahthetrickster]

there’s only 4 hours of labor day left and absolutely nobody on my dash posted todaybor day is labor day. fucking unbelievable. i have to do everything around here

[tahthetrickster]

it’s that time of year again lads

[tahthetrickster]

good morning americans

[old-hippies]

Vintage 1960s Tolkien flair

[bbbrianjones]

jim henson, frank oz & don sahlin showing off how to make various characters with a “whatnot/anything” muppet, 1969

[queenofattolia]

#actual wizard like ACTUAL#you could take the absolute most cutting edge deepfake with every hi-res freckle and hair in place so you could zoom in to the atomic level#and it would not be as Real as this felt egg#with 2 puppeteers clearly visible (via @harrietvane)

[meterapix]

SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

[lemonadeslice]

other batfam (nifty portmanteau!) doodles i’ve made lately. mostly based on the animated series except the last one, which i couldn’t resist adding. i’ve barely met damian but for some reason his dynamic with dick gives me a lot of…..chris fleming fearfully trying to rescue a potato bug with a blade of grass? for some reason?