Bow Berry.

In case you were here to ask about the Marauders post: Gaspard Ulliel (Sirius), Aaron Johnson (James), Toby Regbo (Lupin), Karen Gillan (Lily), Louis Garrel (Snape) and Jeremy Dozier (Peter) ;)

[iskwekan]

customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

me, in tears: you’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in your life

[cityelf]

Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their death. Tries to be at least slightly famous every time they have a new identity. Creates a conspiracy blog linking all their past photos together before mysteriously disappearing in mysterious circumstances. Mysteriously. Usually only disappears for 10 to 20 years after “"dying”“ before making another appearance. Everyone else in the immortal community lowkey hates them. “Ah, fuck. You’ll never guess who’s resurfaced again.” “Fucking… Dave?” “Fucking Dave.”

[brendonsmall-deactivated2022090]

WHAT DO WE WANT?

PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!

WHERE DO WE WANT IT?

ON NETFLIX!!

[sarahexplosions]

HOW DO WE WANT THEM?

WITH SUBTITLES!!

[hermioneclone]

#why is musical theater so inaccessible

[pyrlspite]

remember when everyone was reading the hunger games and one of the major themes was how the media toned down all the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story and then the books got made into movies and the real life media toned down the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story because I still think about that sometimes

[fanonical]

tbh people mock harry for going back to rescue fleurs sister in the second triwizard task but harry knows dumbledore better than anyone else. he probably looked at the situation and thought “would dumbledore let an eight year old drown just because fleur couldnt do this bit? yes. yes he would.”

[babil6]

[kawaiitriot]

Someone told me that the scene from Rick & Morty where buff Rick & buff Summer beat up the Devil is on the TV in the background of the Justice League trailer; and that sounded like total bullshit until I checked it out and 

[bowberry]

friend: what are you doing?

me: im on tumblr

friend: whats your @?

me: sorry i dont have tumblr

[warmday]

[…] at this very moment, people meeting up in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ’to Harry Potter - the boy who lived!’ 

[shiesta]

Me today.

[ignisgayentia]

the clint barton™ that we all deserve

[marisatomay]

I love using “my guy” and “my dude” and “kiddos” and “friend” for everything because there’s so much affection yet an unbelievable amount of sarcasm and that pretty much describes my personality

[incorrectspquotes]

I was never one to hold grudges, Cain. My father held grudges. I’ll always hate him for that.

Billy-Ray Sanguine, probably (via incorrectspquotes)

[nicolauda]

Did you know Supré means slut in French?

Ancient Australia proverb, whispered by children in primary schools across the land. (via vegemiteprincess)

[jsmcavoyed]

(+) 

Am I fucking dreaming ? 

[towritecomicsonherarms]

holy shit

[smalltownboymp3]

harry came out to have a good time and is, on behalf of his bro, feeling so attacked rn jesus christ hermione that was so rude

[smalltownboymp3]

harry you’re supposed to feeL BAD for her (part 2)