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Not today Justin
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@bowerbirds
my pinned post seems to have disappeared, so a quick rundown:
they/them
check everything in my biology facts tag before sharing as fact—i tend to use it both seriously and sarcastically.
i like to queue + shuffle pretty much everything.
original posts are under bugs.md. sometimes.
the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
the year is 2013
I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link
someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper
okay but this made me wonder if there was actually any academic literature on rickrolling and YES THERE IS this is a paper about rickrolling WITHIN academic literature. As in, studies that attempt to rickroll the people reading them. Best part is no one is going to believe me and click that link even though it’s 100% true.
My friend's book is mentioned in this paper!!
There is no earthy way of convincing anyone that the rickroll study link is real. But for what it's worth. It is
at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre
i want you to know i never post lightly
You're pronouncing cob with the same vowel as bath?
macabre is pronounced muh-cawb
so no, they're not pronouncing cob with the same vowel as bath
/ˌməˈkɑː.bɹə/ /bɑːθ/ they're the same vowel?
literally no one I know pronounces macabre with the same vowel sound as *bath*
idk maybe british people it sounds similar but uh
not here
British people don’t hear a’s right. Who the hell would call the A in apple hard and the A in Pane the not hard one? That just doesn’t make sense to me personally
Apple and pane have the same a
you have got to be shitting me on that one. there's no way you're serious
Are we gonna have to have the criss cross applesauce discussion again
the. the what discussion.
Some Americans think "cross" rhymes with "sauce"
how ELSE would you say it. sauce rhyming with sass?????????
SAUCE RHYMES WITH HORSE
#girl you must be joking#i absolutely respect different dialects and accents :) but sauce and horse rhyming is going too far HAHA#saurse
If sauce doesn't rhyme with horse then why is "dead horse" a nickname for tomato sauce? People wouldn't call it Dead Horse if they didn't rhyme!
THAT ISNT A NICKNAME FOR TOMATO SAUCE?
yeah every misunderstanding here is explicable. that nickname for tomato sauce is not
That's what it's called! You get your chips or your sausage or whatever and you put dead horse on it!
OHHHH i looked it up; that's australian slang! it's likely completely localized to your country, same with all of the other pronunciations here to their respective posters' countries (or dialects)
Petition for Americans to stop saying 'ketchup' and start saying 'dead horse'. Just for like, the fun of it. Confuse the shit out of everyone. Don't explain.
one charming feature of the Australian is that they have a rich slang and absolutely no idea which slang is Australian and which is not.
They'll look right at you conspiratorially and say "here in Australia when something is cool we say it's 'hip'. Isn't that fun? Anyway go get the dead horse from the cupboard"
We're very isolated leave us alone
#it's us an aotearoa down here #trading incomprehensible slang with each other
The best ones are when we have the same incomprehensible slang words but for different things. Like your stubbies (beer cans) vs our stubbies (men's short shorts)
At least it's not as bad as with the USA and thongs
I don't know anyone who still calls flip-flops thongs. I know it used to be a thing, but it really isn't anymore
We call thongs thongs. I don't know any Australians who call thongs flip-flops. The word 'thongs' absolutely is a thing. Maybe we just hang out in different circles; does your social group use a lot of American terms?
trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed
and when it gets dark & you're a little disorientated they like to slip in a couple that really didn't exist before
perfect tags
Perfect chance to work in Fiddler's Green. (A place in the Dreaming, go read/watch Sandman)
The first time I was on the London underground we pulled up at Piccadilly Circus and I just about fucking died
It's find it immensely entertaining that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs is named Chicxulub, which translated from Mayan literally means "The Devil's Flea."
for my fellow solitaireheads
@cat-spotted
Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note
people NEED to stop gatekeeping making music like ohhhh i don’t have an instrument ohhhhh i don’t know music theory ohhhhh i’m not gonna pay for some program. SHUT UP. take my hand.
you need NONE of that shit!!!!! there’s a website called beepbox.co. literally all you have to do is press things until it sounds a modicum of nice. it’s easy it’s free and it works on anything which has a browser because it’s a website.
if even ONE person starts making music bc of this post it will be worth it.
making bad music is just as important and okay as it is to write badly or draw badly or sing badly. you AREN’T BEHOLDEN TO MAKE GOOD MUSIC. making music is not utilitarian HAVE FUN. HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!
love how people will encourage people to just start making shit and see what happens when it comes to drawing and writing but when it comes to beginner musicians (music makers if you wish to be less formal) it’s just COMPLETE RADIO SILENCE. it feels like no one even knows you MAKE music it just sprouts up from the ground one day and some guy picks it up. am i alone in this dark cave
Fuck it
I'm gonna try and make music
Call me betovan bc I'm deaf as fuck /j
HELL YEAH!!!
Alternatively if you wanna get into music producing in a more “proper” way, you still don’t need any money.
Ableton has excellent free websites to learn the basics:
Learning Music
Learning Synths
You can learn basically everything you need on YouTube. I recommend:
Mercurial Tones Academy
Dan Worrall
Bthelick
A lot of your favorite artists, mainly in electronic music, likely have done track breakdowns, you can watch those to learn how they do things.
DAWs (Digital Audio Workstations) ultimately all do the same things, and Cakewalk is a great FREE fully fledged one. Sure it has some issues, and doesn’t have many plugins included, but it works just fine. All the music I released so far was made there, before I made the jump to Ableton.
As for VST plugins:
Vital is an excellent free synth
Native Instruments Komplete Start is a good free collection of plugins
TDR Nova is a great free EQ
There’s a lot of others and I don’t wanna name everything I’m aware of here, but feel free to DM me for more (Or if you have any other questions and stuff too).
And as for samples, you can get a bunch of free ones at:
Cymatics
Ghosthack
Having good headphones is nice and what I’d recommend you invest in first once it comes to it, but even your current ones will probably be fine, mainly if you slap AutoEQ onto them to flatten the frequency response. And ultimately, music isn’t all about the mixing, the most important part is conveying an emotion.
I know this goes against the spirit of the original post a little, but I want people to know that getting into music production also no longer costs thousands, you can just do it at home on your computer without no money.
Yeah, there is still quite the learning curve, I get that, though it’s also why it’s managed to hold me as a hobby for so long.
I do however have something of the exact opposite variety too, the most simple way to make music I know of, and a wonderful little semi-social experience, along the lines of the game Journey:
The New PLINK! is the long overdue update of #plink by @DinahmoeSTHLM. Jam with friends and strangers all over the world.
hi op i think you should know that i did indeed make a song for the first time because of this
n820_w1150 by Biodiversity Heritage Library Via Flickr: Flora von Deutschland, Österreich und der Schweiz.. Gera,Zezschwitz,1903-. biodiversitylibrary.org/page/12306754
A list of vaguely erotic ecology terms.
Littoral zone
Profundal
Abyssal
Light penetration
Secchi depth
Saprotrophic
CS contribution: 7. Penetration testing 8. Depth-first search 9. I/O Stream 10. Deadlock 11. Insertion sort 12. Rainbow tables
me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*
search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.
search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon
search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?
spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper
handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands
biotech hype was wild. Dyson saying we would have trees with black silicon leaves, Drexler saying we'd precipitate airplane parts out of an enzyme broth. But there was something real under the hype, the possibilities opened by molecular biology was the right near future vision
