im the queen and baby your the king of disaster

bafoonery

[d1rtypaws]

[monkeysaysficus]

What the ever loving fuck?

[muddled-thought]

Why do they sound like someone’s vehicle has a fucked ignition?

Did someone flood these foxes engines?

[monkeysaysficus]

^^^ exactly my thoughts

[icelandicstripperboots]

fun fact! red foxes make this sound when they have meet their perfect mate or soul mate would you have it! so basically they’re just screaming for all the other red foxes that they have found their love and for all the others to fuck off

[truth-runs-wild]

Well finally we know what the fox says

[writtenallcver]

have you found your soulmate? do you want to find a great way to show that to the world? scream.

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

this guy in my biology class sent this to me when i asked if he did the homework

[renaden]

google is amazing

[imkimjohansson]

[thisniggaboosatho-deactivated20]

pablo gettin it

[kumagawa]

[hobgoblinhero]

we’ve invoked his guy fury

[qh-deactivated20170215]

reblog if you appreciate him

[phantastic-scumbag]

Why wouldn’t you

[voicestellmeishouldcarryon]

[sweatrboy]

Family: “Come sit by the pool with us.”

Me: 

[daelectrify]

[stephenstrvnge]

I CHOKED

[animalsnaps]

relatable quotes?

[phan-you-not]

[animalsnaps]

[ad0r3me-deactivated20161206]

Destruction is a form of creation

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Every class had that one dumb Substitute💀

[excima]

what kind of

[chriservans]

[bowlofmacarony]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[thefrenchdadarchive-deactivated]

[bowlofmacarony]

What is going on in this photo

[deanwincherter]

[oldfilmsflicker]

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

[jumblejo]

[professor-sweetpea]

better

[chronic-cat-lady]

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

[kitsch-bitchh]

the raccoon one tho

[sweetmrvitriol]

Favorite commercial thing.