Aurora Borealis

uuhhhh

[dykebeatles]

[fuck-u-maga]

There’s a reason these people are fucking stupid and proud of it.

[uncahier]

[english-history-trip]

[mellueminate]

I love how ppl just do this sometimes to their potential ancestors. In the 25th century my descendants are gonna dive into old records and find a selfie of me, photoshop cybernetics onto me, and say I had the perfect face for being annoying about how it felt uploading my brain to the SolarNet while wearing stolen techpriest robes

[radiofreederry]

[lady-raziel]

honestly if in like 2012 you had told anyone that dick Cheney and Taylor swift had both endorsed the same candidate for president and that person was a Democratic woman of color and she was running against reality tv star Donald Trump they would have asked what shitty adult cartoon episode you were referencing

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[hero-in-high-tops]

Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme

[squeiky]

Look at this graph, son

[depsidase]

[corrucyst]

[catchymemes]

[android1000]

And y’all want me to vote for this dude?

[aflo]

another forgotten campaign promise...

[suppermariobroth]

Officially licensed 2003 Donkey Kong jelly pop candy.

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[fallingtowers]

[maxknightley]

from what I've seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no "ethnic" grandparents, unearned sense of confidence

"customer success ambassador" at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate's degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase "pyramid scheme," no sense of shame

part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.

[maxknightley]

I feel like I make some variant on this post once every two weeks, which should tell you how well the job hunt's going.

[adobephotoslop]

[heartpdf]

[radiofreederry]

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[fullauto-armsnotaigns]

Wars over, son.

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[fudge-the-horse]

some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

good

[allwomenmustdieactually]

Say what you will about Tumblr but it’s rather punk that capitalism has no power here. That we cannot be turned into products and are free to roam the tundra and scream into the woods about whatever like some primal beings.