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Matthew, 33: UK-born, YEG-raised; B.Ed., UAlberta alum.

[missamerican-pie]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Awesome

[dugaodna]

likes charge reblogs cast

[eelizabit]

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[computationalcalculator]

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[honted]

used her hand sanitizer

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

they posted a full version lol it's mr Stacy's dad for me

[arr-jim-lad]

Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect

Don’t ask me why I know this.

[powerarmor]

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

[mooglemisbehaving]

are you telling me that barbie STOPS the heat death of the universe?

[betterbemeta]

i see that the barbie people have finally picked up on what stories little girls actually play out with their toys

[theawkwardarchaeologist]

[tastytofusoup]

[sandersstudies]

My husband is playing DnD with some friends and told me to come look at the cat who is sitting in a chair like a person. My husband handed him a d20 and said “sir you have to roll a stealth check to convince the other party members you are a human” and the cat immediately batted the d20 and rolled a 14. The party cheered for him.

[sandersstudies]

The final human player joined the table and they brought out a whole extra chair so the cat could remain at the table. He’s now the party’s official Druid and just canonically in wildshape all the time and therefore unable to speak Common.

[tiktokmuseum]

read 📖 between 📖 the 📖 lines

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

This slaps

[everythingfox]

Don’t be suspicious…

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[dankmemeuniversity]

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[misshotaru]

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[doona-baes]

#mood today

[thyrell]

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

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