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funstealer

Rick Owens S/S 2020 Megalace Thomas Joggers

#queuete

battlecrazed-axe-mage

Are you beating the allegations?

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Voting ended onMar 22, 2024

battlecrazed-axe-mage

The allegations,,,

crawfishcomic

Research

adamsvanrhijn

so in the uk you will be ably to apply to join the army at 17 but not use your phone after 8:30pm. that makes sense

evilsoup

um actually you can join the army at 16

evilsoup

but you need your mum to write you a permission slip

lesbianshepard

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

lesbianshepard

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

bophia

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

oneheadtoanother

pitbolshevik

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

pitbolshevik

iirc it was like this terf who was absolutely fuming because her brother was dating a trans woman and she started claiming that she was clearly male socialized because the terf made quesadillas for dinner and the trans woman was like "wow :) this is really good, what is it?" and if she was a REAL woman she would instinctively KNOW what a quesadilla is

anyway it turns out the reason the poor woman didn't know what it was was because the terf had used hummus instead of cheese for some fucking reason so it wasn't even a quesadilla

bearie

ALL BUSHES ARE PUBES BUT NOT ALL PUBES ARE BUSH

plaguedocboi

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.