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| Oran/Oli | 26 | He/They | Enby Lesbian |

[bowserdyke]

Oran/Oliver

26

He/They

Nonbinary Lesbian

My carrd

My art blog

[zoesupreme]

wow imagine doing 3 shots

[zoesupreme]

imagine doing 1 shot

[c-53]

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

Food: spinach artichoke dip

Ingredients: artichoke hearts, spinach, cream cheese, garlic powder, mayonnaise, sour cream, cheddar cheese, parmesan cheese, salt, black pepper

[agarthanguide]

Link to the article

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

[jeffgerstmann]

I have been telling people for years that the company behind Pokemon Go had no-shit, for-realsies ties to the CIA and people never really took it that seriously. Anyway.

Gilman Louie - Wikipedia

[egberts]

prev tags is a good tl;dr of what scanning means

[deaths-accountant]

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[redstonedust]

a lot of the walking trails here have these signs that are meant to inform you about local flora and fauna just like. for fun. but i really enjoy the fact that they kind of resemble warning signs.

like ALERT. WATCH OUT....... theres birds and. trees. :) okay continue.

[str1ngsss]

@ominous-signs

opinion?

[ominous-signs]

Ah shit wait

[only-cat-memes]

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[cyberpsychostims]

有只大头鹅

[louisegluckpdf]

imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[weepingwitch]

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

[whitefireprincess]

Blcksmth

[dreaming-demonic]

Yeah neopronouns arent a new fangled concept gen z came up with btw

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[fishgummy]

hermit crab petplay where you take off all your tight fitting clothes (your shell) and then i give you new looser clothes that fit more comfortably (a bigger shell)