Okay but when I was at my parents’ house last I was talking to my mom about my wedding plans. I mentioned that the ushers and groomsmen would escort mothers/grandmothers to their seats immediately before the ceremony. I told my mom she could have my brother escort her or someone else could escort her if she preferred.
And my dad is across the room an he’s like “WHAT. WHAT. Why does he get to escort her? She’s my wife, I wanna escort her! I love my wife and I want to do it!”
And my mom is just like “Tom you’re the father of the bride you literally escort the BRIDE.”
And he was like “oh. right.”
Like literally got so caught up in loving his wife juice he forgot the most important job a father traditionally has at a wedding.
He’s still saying that maybe he could just escort my mom and then turn around and come back for me like asglfjskdkd
This is now much funnier 3 years later because my dad did actually escort my mom and then turn around and come back for me














