Do you know?

21. canada.

[dundermifflinscranton]

[earthdad]

everyone in 2016

[natasharas-blog]

[animatedamerican]

avogato

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[timeaway]

When someone comments on your physical appearance and you’re forced to acknowledge the vessel of flesh you inhabit

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[partlystarsmostlyvoid]

So these never work for me, but today I found $20. Thank you Money Dog.

[foodffs]

Pistachio Cupcakes

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[saintsoup]

i love my bed so much i love that i am in it right now and its warm and soft and that im here in my bed and i love it

[boxoftangerines]

Me: *does anything*

Chronic illnesses: *rubs hands together* time to fuck shit up

[spoonie-isms]

So life hands you a closed fabric bag

And tells you it’s your spoons for the day. You aren’t allowed to look inside the bag, you can only pull out the number you need until they are gone.

You can try to judge by weight, but sometimes there are metal spoons and sometimes there are plastic. They come in all different sizes, from baby spoons to ladles. So even the size of the bag isn’t helpful.

And they wonder why we aren’t perfect at planning our days.

[cloventokes]

This is the best explanation.

[wurmhat]

when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes van gogh” 

[shencomix]

The tension

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[didntfitthenarrative]

I’m dying 😂😂💀💀

[stachionalgeographic]

L E G I T I M A T E

[deadlyart]

[diam0ndcvlt]

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

[rebalancem]

Yes it is.

[a-strawbarry-blog]

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

[tumbling-torterra]

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

[radicalfeminisms-blog]

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

[shamelesslyunladylike]

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer. The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

[meme-loving-stuck]

*pounds gavel* OHHHHH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[whitebeltwriter]

[landmerbabe-deactivated20190210]

“ The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. “

YES  

[chandlerbings]

[bird-paws]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[truterrors-deactivated20191227]

okay

[addelburgh]

[lamignonette]