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the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

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Fuck it work is pissing me off here's a list of fanfic scenarios for date everything I'll never have the energy to actually write

Femtop/ princess reader insert

- reuniting with Jean-Loo by pulling strings to have him do a house call for accounting and teasing that man til he begs (plus answering his phone for him while riding him). I liked the idea of ending this one a little more vulnerable and fluffy, obviously Willi has you hooked up with a corporate accountant at Valdivian so this was just an excuse to see him and check on him, maybe offer him a place to stay if he wants to just...not be an accountant anymore. (Also my secret agenda that he should go into music production and be a sounding board/collaborator for artists so he gets credit and gets to talk with people who are passionate about his hyperfixation)

- visiting Tony on his union mandated lunch break but not letting him eat, making him watch you get off while he grinds on your heels/tights (this guy has a stocking fetish and I'm right). Later gagging him with the stockings and over stimulating him

-miscommunication with Mitchell linn when he rejects love for friendship (he says something about your taste not being refined enough) after sleeping together leading to reader having very loud and visible sex in the kitchen around him. I have a super stupid scene in my head of him asking Dante and Dorian for advice on how to repair this weird rift and making s'mores (once they realize the order of operations was sex - rejection - acceptance of friendship and not rejection - friendship - FWB sex there is of course a stupid vulnerable conversation between Mitchell and reader where they reconcile because I am soft)

I'll add more later because I have like 3 seperate documents of different ideas I never committed to

#date everything #fic wip #is it a WIP if it will never be finished #fic prompts #date everything smut #cry speaks #jean loo pissoir #tony date everything #mitchell linn date everything

hypotenussy

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

thecharmingquirksofothers

incredible prev tags

spamtown-usa

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two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

boy-crier-69

@junorain

I'm non-binary and mostly masc except in the following situations

1. When Slayyyter is playing

2. When I'm ridin it

#cry speaks #I'm a he/him bitch when slayyyter is playing inike if a girl was a dude

At this point this blog is just a log of everytime I get a cold I stg

#cry speaks

Telly's realized career should have been becoming a professional ball MC, the rhyming would be a stylistic choice

#also they serve face #like that is a 10 on all categories face #date everything #telly date everything

twirlingfreckles

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

twinktorturer

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Someone inject me with the juice that makes me write so I can write the fic I've had in my head for months of cam jerking off to Lux's premium socials documenting them and the homeowner clubbing and freaking it nasty style in the bathrooms with various dateables/strangers

#cry speaks #date everything smut #fic idea #I have this specific image of a Snapchat of Lux on the dancefloor with HO in the back straddling washfords lap at a table #captioned watch out everyone the dilf Hunter has arrived #lux date everything #cam date everything

Garçon fetch me a sopping wet man with the temperament of a kicked dog and the capacity for terrible violence, preferably an older vintage

#cry speaks #rrraaaghhgggrrrr fffhhhaga