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[boy-crier-69]

Head canon: It's actually perfectly reasonable that Colt Seavers and Ryland Grace are twins with different last names because Colt had to register with the screen actors Guild of America, and when you sign on with SAG you have to have a unique working name and there are no doubles (that's why you get certain actors who are always listed with their middle initial to differentiate from an already existing actor with the same first and last name). So in this world, there was already a Colt Grace registered and he is Ryan Goslings stunt double

[boy-crier-69]

Bloody Mary Pacific rim crossover send tweet

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“how do people read yaoi in public?” I literally write gay porn when I’m at work 😭

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[dazeddoodles]

NEW ART FOR THE DATE EVERYTHING UPDATE

As well as the announcement for Anniversary Week

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[unyieldingsilence]

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[boy-crier-69]

Fuck it work is pissing me off here's a list of fanfic scenarios for date everything I'll never have the energy to actually write

Femtop/ princess reader insert

- reuniting with Jean-Loo by pulling strings to have him do a house call for accounting and teasing that man til he begs (plus answering his phone for him while riding him). I liked the idea of ending this one a little more vulnerable and fluffy, obviously Willi has you hooked up with a corporate accountant at Valdivian so this was just an excuse to see him and check on him, maybe offer him a place to stay if he wants to just...not be an accountant anymore. (Also my secret agenda that he should go into music production and be a sounding board/collaborator for artists so he gets credit and gets to talk with people who are passionate about his hyperfixation)

- visiting Tony on his union mandated lunch break but not letting him eat, making him watch you get off while he grinds on your heels/tights (this guy has a stocking fetish and I'm right). Later gagging him with the stockings and over stimulating him

-miscommunication with Mitchell linn when he rejects love for friendship (he says something about your taste not being refined enough) after sleeping together leading to reader having very loud and visible sex in the kitchen around him. I have a super stupid scene in my head of him asking Dante and Dorian for advice on how to repair this weird rift and making s'mores (once they realize the order of operations was sex - rejection - acceptance of friendship and not rejection - friendship - FWB sex there is of course a stupid vulnerable conversation between Mitchell and reader where they reconcile because I am soft)

I'll add more later because I have like 3 seperate documents of different ideas I never committed to

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[spamtown-usa]

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the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

[boy-crier-69]

@junorain

[boy-crier-69]

I'm non-binary and mostly masc except in the following situations

1. When Slayyyter is playing

2. When I'm ridin it

[boy-crier-69]

At this point this blog is just a log of everytime I get a cold I stg

[boy-crier-69]

Telly's realized career should have been becoming a professional ball MC, the rhyming would be a stylistic choice

[twirlingfreckles]

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[boy-crier-69]

Someone inject me with the juice that makes me write so I can write the fic I've had in my head for months of cam jerking off to Lux's premium socials documenting them and the homeowner clubbing and freaking it nasty style in the bathrooms with various dateables/strangers