[Image Description: A series of gifs from Heated Rivalry paired with tumblr text posts over the tops.
1- Ilya eats pasta and shimmies with joy. Text post by everfaye reads, "I've actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for the pasta"
2- Shane, on the phone with Ilya moving towards him, moves himself up to sit on the top of the couch. Text post by dykestoevsky reads, "shane like nooooo don't suck my dick while i'm on the phone with my bff *gets up on the couch to put his dick in prime sucking postiion*" like ok girl whatever
3- Shane in the hospital looks up at Ilya lovingly. Text post by toxicworkplaceyaoi reads, "it's really really something to me the way shane deadpan flat-affect autistically autopilot's his way thru any conversation with a lick of accusation to it, and then the second he's high on painkillers he's just like "yaaaaay my boyfriend!!!!! yyayyayayaaayy :3 yaaaaayy"
4- Ilya and Shane at their first meeting. Text post by symphoniccowboy reads, "'shane fell first!' 'ilya fell first!' BZZT - INCORRECT . they tripped at the same time & bonked their heads together so hard they mistook love at first sight for having a concussion ."
5- Shane and Ilya in bed, foreheads together until Shane tips his head back in a sign and they press their faces against each other. Text post by hilleska-official reads, "Very hard to scroll tumblr on the bus in the current fandom climate (the hockey players are sucking each others dicks every other post)"
6- Shane at dinner with his parents. He shifts his jaw, nods, grins, then looks down. Text post by hoechlinth reads, "yuna hollander said "fuck ilya rozaonv" to her autistic son and had the audacity to be shoked when he followed her instructions to the letter"
7- Ilya, lit up in red at the club, looks around with a stony face. Text post by funmustbealways reads, "cannot stop rewatching the part where ilya recognizes miles and then scans the crowd like bisexual terminator"
8- Teams skate past each other for handshakes, shot from above. Text post by asthedeathoflight reads, ""its so sad that everyone who knew how to do film lighting or cinematography died in 2017: đ¨WRONG đ¨ They are working on canadian government funded yaoi"
9- Rose Landry talks to Shane about his sexuality. Text post by icecreamsandwichofficial reads, "Rose Landry highest self esteem of all time, she has mediocre sex a couple times iwtha guy who seems not all that into it and goes "hm. Well, I'M definitely not the problem. the only possible answer is that he is Gay." impeccable reasoning. no notes"
10- Footage of Shane and Scott being split up after fighting. Text post by mxrcusflint reads, "think it's so funny Shane is fuming screaming crying throwing up while Ilya's probably bricked up and searching things like "shane hollander fight slow mo" in delight"
11- Ilya on the phone when speaking to Shane in Russian. Text post by nightwashh reads, "the magic of heated rivalry is that no one told conner storrie that this is a yummy delicious dessert tv show. he read these scripts dramaturgically while standing next to the soda machine at his server job and went to set with a mission to impress the ghost of sir laurence olivier"
12- Ilya backs Shane up against the window of his cottage, reaching for his pecs and then his face. Text post by feral-peacock reads, "Shout out to Ilya Rozanov for not letting his bisexuality get in the way of being a boob guy"
13- Shane and Yuna talking at the table after the coming out scene. Shane looks exasperated and Yuna shrugs. Text post by dykekarkat reads, "eventually yuna's gonna b like 'it's really upsetting u cant get pregnant because your children would've been the best hockey players of all time' and shane will look at her like she shot a dog in front of him"
14- Shane and Ilya, foreheads together and emotional, as Ilya says 'I love you'. Text post by burntoobright reads, "i feel high on drugs, but it's just gay people in love."
15- Shane and Ilya drive back to the cottage after coming out to Shane's parents. Shane grabs Ilya's chin and shakes it while silently screaming with joy. Text post by hollanovulation reads, "god... december 2025 canadian government tax funded hockey yaoi induced psychosis i will never forget you <333333" End ID.]
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