woman inherits the earth

bex. istp. too old for this.

[guineapiggies]

Via remygumbs

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[catstrat]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[beemovieerotica]

we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[katestewartt]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) // THE MARTIAN (2015)

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[asterwild]

snoozin'

[dogpuppy]

[boifujo]

(illustration by Harold Speakman)

[ruinedchildhood]

[rederiswrites]

Saw this on FB and tried to find the original, which I haven't, but the point is so solid.

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[inlandwest]

[unicouniuni]

Uni is cute when he is mad! :3

[otherorr]