I'm So Sorry

Im maya and nothing holds my attention for more than like a month

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Me and th skeleton in my pitch black dungeon cell are getting White girl Wasted 2night off the tainted water that drip from the ceiling

[exuviator]

Visit Original Link

[sacred-portal]

[lakevida]

[nouveau-riche-princess]

food would be nothing without ingredients

[whitachi]

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[aletheyass]

i bet getting dismembered by four horses feels really good for like a quarter of a second

[weaselknievel]

if I were on a roadtrip and saw a roadside fruit stand with exorbitant pricing I'd go "this is highway strawberry!" but that's never happened so I I haven't said that.

[stickandthorn]

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

[kushblazer666]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[sctir]

plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends

[plumslices]

I ❤️ bitching and moaning

[kragehund-est]

mid-year resolutions:

gain 10 pounds

forget a language

spend more money on take-out

be less thoughtful

lose control of my finances

worsen my sleep schedule

etc.

[probuccalfat]

i love saying something irrelevant and unrelated

[toastbutteregg]

[nyasarin]

[kibumkim]