i’ll never make it on my own

25 what’s the point

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[64mpg]

all right huddle up. nobody kill yourself today

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

indeed.com jobs for girls who have a personality people either adore or despise

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

one million dollar pay

[catchmefucan-deactivated2022051]

Are you available?

No sold out

[utopians]

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

[kosmogrl]

[butchscientist]

you will never catch me complaining about an actress on a tv show having an imperfectly concealed pregnancy or a character going on a sudden trip somewhere while her actress is on maternity leave. so many actresses (and women working in any other field) are fired, punished and pressured into making reproductive decisions for their employers' convenience & if i have to try a bit harder to suspend my disbelief then that's absolutely what i'm going to do if it means people are getting to exercise reproductive & bodily autonomy without punishment

[mmilhouse]

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

[taydaughter]

welcome to my twisted ankle

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

The top five happiest animals I saw at the Berlin Zoological Garden today:

5 and 4: these brown bears having a water fight as they drift down a lazy river

3: this pygmy hippopotamus having a nap in the sun

2: this tiger sacked out on a warm sunny rock, upraised foot occasionally kicking a little

1: This panda, being gently misted while laying in a specially made hammock surrounded by a heap of bamboo snacks

[mjalti]

my girls vibrator died so i’m about to drink a coffee, take an adderall, and go crazy.

i salute MY soldiers

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[0gl1tch0]

I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this!

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.

[databent]

hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit

[vaspider]

@seananmcguire

[hempkitty]

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

[gremlin-pattie]

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them