SIX is EVERYTHING

history memes (sometimes) and six the musical memes (all the time)

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the queens as things me + my family + friends have said pt. 3

Howard: why don’t you like me swearing?

Aragon: because it shows a lack of control

Aragon: *drops something* oh shit

Howard: oH DOES it now? does it rEALLY?

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Parr: whats the difference between a fly and a mosquitoNOTHING THEY BOTH SUCK ASS

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Cleves: why’s it smell like burnt toast in here-

Boleyn: coz I burnt the toast.

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Parr: watch out, we’re about to head into a contrived lot of balls

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Cleves: I can taste burger king in my mouth

Aragon: please go to sleep

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Boleyn: it smells like upman in here

Aragon: *turns around angrily, not realising the joke* what the HELL is upman?!?

Aragon:

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Aragon: Parr, Bessie says that she hasn’t heard from you about her wedding, you need to phone her back immediately

Parr: oh yeah, 4 months notice, they must be shitting themselves *turns book page*

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Seymour: *struggling with her new phone*

Parr: do you wanna get an iPhone help book or something?

Seymour: no, coz I’ve got a Parr :)

Parr: *watching her struggle to send a one-word text message* yes but I am a human and I have a tether

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Howard: are we using the same textbook as last year?

Cleves: yeah duh

Howard: well there was no need to be disgusting about it

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Parr: always be yourself

Parr: unless you like shitting on roads

Parr: then we draw the line

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the queens when they’re drunk

Aragon: honestly a pretty composed drunk, if you ignore her slurring and constant furious dance battles

Boleyn: either 10x more loud and sassy, or super spaced out and sitting in the corner, there’s no inbetween

Seymour: definitely the sad drunk, and will cry over everything, cries about spilling her drink, cries about how pretty everyone is, the list goes on

Cleves: pretty much just an INTENSE version of sober Cleves, and always passes out

Howard: the giggly drunk, but also gets offended very easily and will attempt to “fight” (but wouldn’t go through with it)

Parr: is constantly saying she’s “not that drunk”, flirts with everyone in the room and makes dirty jokes

(sorry if this is bad also thank you for 600+ followers WHATTTT)

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six the musical: beta version

(what have I found ahaha here’s the link if you wanna watch the whole video: https://youtu.be/_mJtZtSLxuQ)

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rebloggin cuz I love this video clip so much

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I know this is an r/notlikeothergirls post but...

Anne Boleyn vibes

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the queens at halloween: part 2 🎃

wants to go trick or treating: Howard, Cleves, Boleyn

insists that someone should chaperone them: Seymour

refuses to take those three trick or treating: Parr, Aragon

takes those three trick or treating: Seymour

wants to stay inside and watch scary movies: Parr

wants to stay inside and read: Aragon

can’t WAIT to take down the halloween decorations and put up the christmas tree: Seymour

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the queens’ halloween costumes

Howard (devil) and Seymour (angel):

Cleves, Boleyn, and Aragon:

Parr, being an absolute halloween sweat and making sure she has the best makeup:

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Maria: There is only one thing worse than dying.

Maria: *rips away a paper to reveal “Catalina” above dying*

Maria: Boom.

Bessie, nodding: Catalina.

Maria: NO

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AHSHSHAHAHAHS

[yourdeepestfathoms]

Bessie, knocking: Hey, it’s me

Aragon: Prove it

Bessie: You’re a dick

Aragon: Okay

[redladydeath]

get down except cleves dabs every time she says ‘down’

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I encourage this

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Jane: hey, what’s Henry’s favourite Jordin Sparks lyric?

Parr: ...wh-

Jane: “tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no heir”

(exit Parr)

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Boleyn: When you’ve been beheaded like Kitty and I have, you develop a thick skin.

Aragon: Green's not your colour.

Boleyn: Green bRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK!

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Seymour: Is that a hickey?

Boleyn: no… I got bitten by a snake

Seymour: that’s a very big bite for a snake

Boleyn: well it was a large snake… a mama snake

[Cathy Parr enters the room]

Seymour: hello mama snake

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ahahahaha

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Boleyn: Where’s my fucking chocolate?

Seymour: Language, Anne. Kitty is around!

Boleyn: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking chocolate?

Parr, eating chocolate: Nice one babe. 

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underrated friendship: jaye'j and vicki

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just remembered this aka the most bizarre video on the planet

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Anne: He died of natural causes

Aragon: You beheaded Henry?!

Anne: Beheading is a natural part of life

Aragon: Fair enough. As you were

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Kitty & Jane quick doodle

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“Hi, Mum.”

Jane smiles softly as she looks over to find Katherine sitting next to her. She gently puts her head on Jane’s shoulder and smiles.

“What are you reading?” Kat asks, yawning.

Jane gently kisses the top of the girl’s hair.

“Cathy’s book,” Jane says. “It’s quite interesting.”

“Oh,” Kat smiles. “I need to read that.” She slowly closes her eyes.

Jane hums in thought before she looks at the book, then at Kat, then back at the book...

... and she starts reading. Out loud. For Kit.

Katherine sighs happily, leaning more into Jane as the girl reads. It only takes a few minutes for Jane’s soothing voice to lull her into a nice doze, half awake and half asleep, still listening to Jane and her words.

A few minutes later, Jane simply stops reading, smiling happily as her daughter rests. It’s exactly the kind of vibe she’s been looking for all day, and peacefully reading with her daughter nearby is her definition of a perfect afternoon.

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