[feldfrog]

This guy got a credit card chip implanted in his hand so he could pay for stuff by tapping with his hand. That technology freaks me out. I'm just gonna implant a crisp five dollar bill

[austimpowerz]

surely another trinket will cure me

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[gandalfsbignaturals]

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[kinavu]

"My head hurts so BAD when will it STOP" i cry out as i scroll harder down the headhurter9000 rectangle in my hands

[beeeleenn]

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

[butchniqabi]

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[there-is-no-romeo]

bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

[severalowls]

No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

[epicsause-official]

the game of "billiards" was originally supposed to be called "billions" because there was supposed to be a billion balls. they ultimately shelved that idea because they didnt have enough balls

[billymayslesbian]

has anyone noticed the new meta for people being accused of bigotry (esp white people being accused of racism) is to claim they're receiving harassment (often with no proof just on a "trust me" level) so the whole conversation turns into how harassment is always wrong and bringing up the bigotry that sparked it will get you accused of lolcowing

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[offgridbarbie]

you miss 100 percent of the backshots you don’t take