dogdogdog

"put it on your blog" fine / im an adult

[minxitsy]

[christianstepmoms]

[brofisting]

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

[brofisting]

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

[brofisting]

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

[brofisting]

this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)

*not totally sure here. bad at counting

[parasocialanxiety]

Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.

Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.

[christianstepmoms]

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[punkrock-bottom]

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

[milf--adjacent]

[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[dogboybruisebait]

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

[xenasaur]

this event is pet serious

[gothlyre]

[dizzyghoast]

saw someone say that the odyssey having no greek actors is like doing an adaptation of journey to the west with only white guys from the us east coast and i dont really care if that comparison makes sense or not not because now just imagining that

[dizzyghoast]

ey sun wukong its me tripitaka badabing. we gotta do the oregon freakin trail

[aokozaki]

Buddy, you think youse escaped the buddha's palm? F'ogget about it!

[marinella-ela]

[leafstem]

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[innerchildabortionclinic]

w regards to antisocial internet behavior... at the height of my ED as a teenager i followed a few proana accounts on instagram. and slowly my 'for you' algorithm was filled with content of children in skimpy outfits doing gymnastics or yoga. i had never once sought out this content. but the algorithm, presumably based on other user habits, assumed that consuming ED content meant you were also interested in pedophilic content. nothing ever shook me out of an ED, or instagram, faster

it's because there's an overlap in anorexia fetishism and pedophilia (as well as in general, fetishes involving overpowering or controlling someone perceived as weak comparatively). the youtuber ofherbsandaltars covered this topic a while back including anorexia fetish forums

...eh I really hate using the term pedophilia in this way because I really don't personally see it as a fetish (more a byproduct of patriarchy and the family unit) but it's the easiest way to get the point across to most people

[seren-starlight]

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

[pukicho]

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it